The Punishment Zone
 

Please put all of your horrible videos here; let us bask in their awfulness. (Including but not limited to: ancient AMVs with baffling song choices, infomercials, incomprehensible memes in video form, painfully un-self-aware 90s dating advice videos, extremely low-budget music videos with too many mullets, clips from obscure christian children's shows centered around puppets, etc. etc.)






This is similar to another one that used to be on the Everything Is Terrible blog that I've been searching for desperately (another 90s dating advice video)-- there's one part where this guy says something like "She thought my wardrobe was drab... SO I BOUGHT FIVE RED SHIRTS!" Do let me know if you happen to remember the name of it.


This one made me laugh deliriously because a Chelsea Wolfe song is the last thing I'd ever expect to hear in a Cinderella/The Hunchback of Notre Dame crossover music video. (Aside from maybe Swans or something)

John C Riley goes full-circle, it's so bad it's good.
On the Spot With Bobby J | Check It Out! With Dr Steve Brule


The visual effects:
Roland MC 303 Promo Video


The background music:
How To Use Oil Pastels (Made Easy)

I was going to post Steve Brule/Tim & Eric too but there's simply too many horrible things to choose from.

They have absolutely no idea what they're singing about -
just that it has the word Jeeebus in it. "A modern spiritual"!



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1. Why is the little black boy's name "Jomo"? Is his backstory that he's "fresh off the boat"?

2. I like that the girl looks like she's about to kill herself and the correct response apparently is to sing an obnoxious and vaguely disturbing song about Jesus and they're not even singing TO HER.

The song is clearly meant to evoke a paralyzing hypnotic trance; she is not allowed to kill herself or ever leave the Jesus bunker. All the children who tried to leave were turned into puppets, you see, so that it can be happy jesus song time forever and ever.

This thread is so godless.

And the Swiss Cheesus literally gives me the creeps.

And here was I getting all excited, expecting a BDSM thread.... :(
:shycouch:

I'll make that one too eventually.

I tried to find this one video from the early 90s warning against the dangers of BDSM, the occult, and Dungeons & Dragons but I found this instead:


I had to stop watching after 45 seconds; it was just too much.

A few scenes from Gigli


Star Treks space hippies :rolleyes:

Boom.

Honestly I knew people exactly like them (goth lady and intense muscle shirt guy) in high school. They were eyeballs-deep in Everquest and vampire RPG games and took themselves extremely seriously. I remember one guy used to pass notes to me in class insisting that he was a vampire, and that it was a "terrible burden," and that he merely participates in vampire roleplaying groups to "feel more normal".

I'm assuming all of y'all have seen The Guild or whatever it's called? I wonder how badly it's aged over the years.

I remember watching The Guild like five years ago and loving it.

I finally found the old Everything is Terrible video I was looking for but it's only on Vimeo now :c

But anyway here have these:






She is my absolute favorite. All of her videos are masterpieces.

Me too (also roughly 5-6 years ago); I watched it at least three times. I may need to rewatch it as I'm curious to see if it'll be painfully dated now. (I can't even remember any specific plotlines. I just remember the leader dad guy, stalker guy, and the blonde lady who ignored her kids-- she was my favorite.)

I remember Will Wheaton as an *******, cause apparently he just waits by the phone for the chance to be in any nerd-related vehicle.