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Thelonious Monkey 08-31-2017 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1869382)
Nothing like watching Disney movies and eating chocolate pudding with you fingers, amiright?

Ewww

The Batlord 08-31-2017 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1869382)
Nothing like watching Disney movies and eating chocolate pudding with you fingers, amiright?

How the **** do you even remember that? I don't even remember that. Are you psychotic?

WWWP 08-31-2017 08:17 PM

^lol

Neapolitan 08-31-2017 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1869386)
How the **** do even remember that?I don't even remember that. Are you psychotic?

Certain sentence I read on MB are just like "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spend that year in college." You being to lazy to get up and get a spoon so you ate chocolate pudding with your fingers, then you couldn't use the remote to change the channel, and Black Francis talking about cousins, they were sorta pretty but not that pretty to date etc etc. And no I am not psychotic. If I was psychotic I would think 'oh, what a normal thing to say," and then forget all about it.

Lewis Black - if it weren't for my horse

The Batlord 08-31-2017 08:30 PM

Except for the volume of pudding delivered there's really no difference between eating pudding with a spoon or eating it with your fingers. It sticks to either surface well.

And did he sleep with his cousin or just make out?

Neapolitan 08-31-2017 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1869399)
Except for the volume of pudding delivered there's really no difference between eating pudding with a spoon or eating it with your fingers. It sticks to either surface well.

And did he sleep with his cousin or just make out?

It's a story I don't want to know the ending to, my friend.

Cuthbert 09-01-2017 08:01 AM

There is a very good chance that without MB I wouldn't be a fan of Prince.

Trollheart put me onto Purple Rain early on in my MB career and taught me how to steal music using torrents which enabled me to find the whole discography.

I didn't actually love that album straight away (first one I really liked was his second album after hearing Still Waiting), but I'd heard enough to want to hear more. Around 2014ish I was working my way through the albums.

So big up Trollheart.

Frownland 09-01-2017 08:05 AM

Ja, I doubt I would be listening to hip hop at all without some initial help from Goofle and subsequent education from the rest of the board.

Cuthbert 09-01-2017 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1869480)
Ja, I doubt I would be listening to hip hop at all without some initial help from Goofle and subsequent education from the rest of the board.

You didn't listen to Hip-Hop before that?

Frownland 09-01-2017 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1869484)
You didn't listen to Hip-Hop before that?

I was a pretty ignorant metalhead about it until I was about 17 or 18 ja.

grindy 09-01-2017 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1869479)
There is a very good chance that without MB I wouldn't be a fan of Prince.

Trollheart put me onto Purple Rain early on in my MB career and taught me how to steal music using torrents which enabled me to find the whole discography.

I didn't actually love that album straight away (first one I really liked was his second album after hearing Still Waiting), but I'd heard enough to want to hear more. Around 2014ish I was working my way through the albums.

So big up Trollheart.

BTW, how about that live album?

Cuthbert 09-01-2017 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1869490)
BTW, how about that live album?

:D

Yes, I will sort it mate sorry.

grindy 09-01-2017 08:55 AM

No hurry.

Trollheart 09-01-2017 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1869479)
There is a very good chance that without MB I wouldn't be a fan of Prince.

Trollheart put me onto Purple Rain early on in my MB career and taught me how to steal music using torrents which enabled me to find the whole discography.

I didn't actually love that album straight away (first one I really liked was his second album after hearing Still Waiting), but I'd heard enough to want to hear more. Around 2014ish I was working my way through the albums.

So big up Trollheart.

Dear God, I created a monster! :laughing: Seriously, I just assumed you had been a Prince fan all your life. Glad to have played my part.
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1869494)
No hurry.

he said, tapping his fingers on the table and fingering the blade of a knife...

Cuthbert 09-01-2017 09:43 AM

Na, prior to MB I just knew he was very famous and thought he was similar to MJ, I didn't know he played instruments and stuff. I had only heard two tracks (1999 & Black Sweat as that was on the telly a lot when it came out). Not even Kiss (thought it was a Tom Jones song), When Doves Cry or the more famous tracks.

grindy 09-01-2017 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1869507)
Dear God, I created a monster! :laughing: Seriously, I just assumed you had been a Prince fan all your life. Glad to have played my part.

he said, tapping his fingers on the table and fingering the blade of a knife...

You don't want to know what I'm fingering.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 09-01-2017 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1869526)
You don't want to know what I'm fingering.

less talk more fingers

Plankton 09-01-2017 10:31 AM

https://images.follownews.com/3961/3...-tshirts_1.gif

Janszoon 09-01-2017 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1869535)

wtf

The Batlord 09-01-2017 03:44 PM

I'm honestly wondering if that guy isn't a closeted gay molester. That is just a really odd thing to do.

djchameleon 09-02-2017 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1869614)
I'm honestly wondering if that guy isn't a closeted gay molester. That is just a really odd thing to do.

It's a thing that gets done usually in a pile up to try to get the other player to fumble the ball but he exposed himself by not waiting til the pile up was more covered.

Zhanteimi 09-02-2017 07:51 AM

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Trollheart 09-02-2017 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1869864)
Nah. That dude was copping a feel.

Safer than feeling a cop, I guess.

The Batlord 09-02-2017 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1869881)
Safer than feeling a cop, I guess.

I feel totally ashamed that I thought of this joke immediately after your first post and immediately before I saw your second post.

Trollheart 09-02-2017 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1869901)
I feel totally ashamed that I thought of this joke immediately after your first post and immediately before I saw your second post.

As you should.
How does that make you feel? Oh. Wait... :D

The Batlord 09-02-2017 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1869912)
As you should.
How does that make you feel? Oh. Wait... :D

https://i.giphy.com/media/l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK/giphy.webp

Trollheart 09-02-2017 10:11 AM

This is getting so surreal! Are you you, or am I? And who's that guy?

The Batlord 09-02-2017 10:14 AM

Without MB I would never think about Dr. Phil.

Cuthbert 09-02-2017 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by the batlord (Post 1869916)

5* :d

Trollheart 09-02-2017 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1869927)
Without MB I would never think about Dr. Phil.

Without MB there would never have been an invasion of Dr. Phils. They run the planet now.

Trollheart 09-02-2017 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1869928)
5* :d

Ah, which of his posts are you quoting?

Zhanteimi 09-02-2017 05:37 PM

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