Jesus or Satan?
 

Never mind if either/both exist, who would you choose?

In the blue corner: Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Special powers: resurrection (oooh!), turning water into wine (yay!), curing lepers (meh), healing the lame and the blind (losers).
Philosophy: Love your fellow man (gay), peace to all (hippy)

In the red corner: Satan, the Father of Lies, also known by many other names including The Devil.
Special powers: Anything the **** he wants to do. (aahhh!)
Philosophy: **** everyone (badass!)

Who gets your vote?

Jesus had the right idea. Plus, he could save any party as long as there was access to water.

This is hands down your worst thread, TH.

Love the poor

Great thread trolls

I’m going with JC!

Well finally, a thread that can't possibly get heated :rolleyes:

Well, I'm an agnostic so I'm not exactly a Christian. But Satan isn't very nice, is he?

So I'll go with the obvious choice, Zuul, the gatekeeper of Gozer.

I vote for Jigglypuff in Space.

I vote for Smeenus.

I have voted for Jesus.

Satan cause he has the cooler name(s).

great signing for City imo, will be a stud for Brazil for years to come. will vote for him as well.

jesus

why jesus gotta be blue?

and the devil red?

Yeah he was great with that Italian Serie A side ... oh wait: you said GATEkeeper, not GOALkeeper. My mistake.
You just don't like fun.
Then vote, bitch. Your boy is getting trashed.
I'm just waiting for the inevitable headline when he saves an important game for City... :D
Cos Jesus is a Democrat, obv, and Satan is head of the GOP.

or when he comes back from a scoreless drought to score

“JESUS RISES AGAIN!”

i have a hard time with the american parties and their colours because it’s the opposite in canada. liberals are red and conservatives are blue.

I'll be happy with JESUS! CITY WIN! or something. Pity he ain't a keeper, then we could use that old joke JESUS SAVES! (But Kane scores on the rebound)

No anal beads? Threads gets a 0/10.

No anal beads.

“jesus, the savior of manchester!” :D

Vote GOAT@!

The future is now.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...b94bcc9d8c.jpg

:yeah:

Wonder how he will do at the World Cup next year.

I don't think he will start for Brazil but he could make the bench.

Does this thread count as fun?

atm he’s looking better than he is because he plays in the best system in England with guys like KDB and Aguero setting him for tap-ins. as he develops his skill he will be great though, imagine Neymar - Jesus - Willian/Costa/Coutinho in 2-3 years. Casemiro, Ederson, Alex Sandro, Marquinhos, Bobby Firmino elsewhere. will be great.

Jesus. Make the bench.

Seems people are having fun, so yeah.
I see what you did there. :thumb:

Exactly the same in Denmark. I can't get used to thinking of red as the color of conservatism. Although more commonly than colors, we use the terms right and left. This is only confusing in Denmark because there's a right wing party named Venstre - which means... left. I think it originally was supposd to signal that they were further left than other even more right wing parties, i.e. closer to the middle, but today, they're one of the most right wing parties there is. Confusing as hell.

Well if it helps, Satan is generally shown as a big RED devil... :D

:laughing:

I take it back TH, you've really upped your game since then.

What are we voting for? This poll is unclear.

:rofl:

"Resurrection (oooh!)"

:rofl:

Vote: Babalú-Ayé

The devil lied? Aye, I read Genesis, sounds like God lied and the devil showed humanity the light with the forbidden fruit. Stay woke and hail Satan like a real motha ****a.

I'm still waiting for TH to explain what the fuck we are supposed to be voting on.

If you had to choose, would you pick Jesus or Satan?

Based on what? If you had to choose would you pick pillows or bricks?

If it's based on what im gonna get smashed in the face with I pick pillows. If it's to use for house building i choose bricks..

Based on choosing.

I don't think it's a great thread either ftr.

OMFG you pussy bring my dentist and give him all my money!

You're a Jesus boy because people would never vote for Satan.

Have another Hurricane or whatever it is you drink. Maybe we can get you posting in Spanish by the end of the night.

That was supposed to be a joke about getting hit in the face with bricks but clearly you are all losers.