The Rhyming Thread
 

This ain't my idea, it's one of Batty's;
If I say it's mine he'll get real ratty.
Something he promised to do but chickened out;
Here's the scope on what it's all about:
It isn't hard, it's not sublime:
Just make all of your posts in rhyme.
This thread is not about anything specific -
Just rhyme your posts, that'd be terrific.
Make it long or short, I don't care
Good or bad, your talent share
For rhyming words and making things match
Just step right up, there ain't no catch.
But if you post without rhyming here
Then you'll find yourself out on your ear.

You suck,
lazy fuck.

Fuck you Trollheart
Fuck you Trollheart

That's really very shitty:
It's not surprising you like Kitty.
:p:

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
Spiritual miracle lyrical individual
Spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
And skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
The illest, the killest, the skill of the willest
I'm the realest, I'm the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back, don't you ever forget it
**** Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
**** the government 'cause I don't give a ****
I'm the realest in the game 'cause I'm underground
And **** that mainstream **** 'cause I don't give a ****

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I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle
Lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals
Flippin' and dippin' and skippin'

I never look down—I look to the sky
And envision the place where everybody go when they die
They say that bright lights and angels come and get you
If that's the truth, then I expect the black night blocking the sun—I got issues
Another day with myself, another day without wealth
There's gotta be another way—I need help
And so I pray like I'm a Pentecostal, Sufi, Buddhist, strict agnostic
Hoping one will hit its target. Take another sip of hypnotic
And lay my head on the pillow and dream erotic scenes
Of killers spilling endless rounds and all of them shooting at me

Too many vowels
Go hunt some owls
Makes your username seem fowl
And all the dogs will growl.
Remember Cozy Powell!