Your Personal Heaven
 

Just thinking about it while annoying Batty in another thread, and wondered what would you consider a personal Heaven? Whether you believe in life after death or not, if you could have your own custom-built and designed Heaven what would it be? What would be in it? Where would it be? Who'd be there? Etc.

In my personal heaven I would recommend the Abacab album, and everybody would give me positive feedback.

I don't even really like supposedly good Genesis albums, so I'm scared to think what listening to Abacab would be like.

Seriously though, I don't know what I really want. Something like real life, but only the good days. That's not a bad vision of heaven.

I join the X-Men and swipe Jean Grey away from that ponce Cyclops.

Giant arboretums in space, like the ones in Silent Running.

Something involving an attractive tattooed girl, being able to communicate with all animals, delicious food, amazing video games, perfect health, fully integrated green technology on a healthy planet, and drugs that didnt do anything harmful. Oh, and being able to fly and go anywhere I want in the ocean.

No summer.

It would be like Franklin's apartment in GTA V, a beautiful modern property in a sunny climate overlooking the skyline. Not too big but very smart and spacious inside. I only need one bedroom. Inside the property would be things I like.

An unbelievable amount of drugs, music and beer. As it's heaven I'd even be on that 55.36% abv lemon infused IPA stuff that Frown drinks.

I'd spend the days just relaxing in the pool in my garden and getting the barbecue going, wearing shorts and abusing drugs and alcohol. In the evenings I'd invite the local hotties round for card games, a glass of sherry and a sing song round the piano.

Once a week, I'd watch some football on the big screen. Invite the lads round. Villa are top of the league, and challenging for honours on all fronts. It is heaven after all.

I'd have a pet jaguar that doesn't bite.

I'd quite like to have an amalgam of all the heavens posted so far, all merged into one but with these provisos:-

- Instead of Abacab, the album would be After The Ball, playing on continual loop for eternity.
- Plus all former MB members would become active again.
- Plus I could play guitar like Duanne Allman.
- Plus I'd only have to be an X-Man on a part-time basis, perhaps three afternoons a week and alternate Saturdays.
- Plus Fluff would be there so that he could handle the football stuff on my behalf. I'm sure he would be good company but unfortunately he'd have to be hideously ugly so he wouldn't distract those hotties from my own glorious self. ;)

Didn't know you were into football tbh Lisna. I mean I should think so as you're from the UK but don't think I've ever seen you post about it. Though you referred to Ibrox as Ibrox Park on the architecture thread once which made me think you would have remembered when it was called that.

I'll guess you're an Arsenal fan.