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Zygomycota 08-22-2005 08:19 PM

People with no teeth. heh

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 08-22-2005 09:26 PM

I dont really feel bad about thinking its funny but, when im behind an overwait person in line at a fast food reasturant and they order a large meal and a diet soda. I guess it goes with the skinny people and big meals.

xEmochicKx 08-22-2005 10:22 PM

when french montrealers call popcorn "puffcorn" and then give me attitude as if theyre so superior

SATCHMO 08-22-2005 11:02 PM

The word vagina.

xEmochicKx 08-22-2005 11:59 PM

when ppl fall down the stairs

blackTshirt 08-23-2005 01:44 AM

i always laugh when something bad happens, it's hard to choose
BUT
i'm not one of those who laugh when someone else trips and falls or whatever

for example: i was in my 4th grade and we were waiting for our teacher to come, after the break. when suddenly, one of my classmates, this little, skinny blonde guy, comes in the classroom with a huge cut on his face and blood dripping....
All the kids were like "whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
but, for some reason, i thoughht it was funny and i couldn't keep it in and the boy who was sitting in front of me saw that and we were both like "ccchhhhh", anyways the sound you make when you try not to laugh....
i felt bad about that, really

Motive Behind My Madness 08-23-2005 02:05 AM

Fat people running, when skateboarders fall and when iceskaters fall, basically anybody trying to be a hotshot fu**ing up.

Merkaba 08-23-2005 04:15 AM

The best one i think has to be the poor lady that tried singing the national anthem at that ice hockey game....

I never felt so sorry for someone in my life but i couldnt help laughing

1. Forgets the lyrics to anthem.
2. Tries a second time after apologising to crowd. Forgets them again. Goes back inside after crowd starts jeering.
3. Comes back out onto the ice to try for a third time and slips over onto her a*se. Crowd laughs and she hurries back inside crying.

It made it all the way over to the New Zealand news. I never laughed so much or felt so ashamed of myself in all my life :rofl:

pastor of muppets 08-23-2005 05:05 AM

^ i saw that too... hilarious....

Sneer 08-23-2005 06:22 AM

im quite skinny and i eat fuckloads of food. i can see why skinny people themselves would find it funny because they can eat as much as they want in the knowledge they wont pile on the pounds and become fat due to their metabolisms..

people falling out of wheelchairs. its so terrible for me to find it funny i know...but i cant help it.


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