Who last came to your front door?
The mailman with a package

Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?
Along time ago

How did you observe New Years?
Like I always do...I didnt

Can you whistle?
No


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What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?

Sometimes I put peanut butter on em,otherwise I eat em by themselves

Who last came to your front door?
The landlady for the rent

How did you observe New Years?
I spent $1000 and caught covid at Mar-a-Largo, but I got to see Rudi Guilliani and Vanilla Ice, so total win!

1) My brother
2) I had a phone book a long time ago.
3) I was doing my artwork, I was quite excited to continue with it on Thursday the 31 of December, I started it on Wednesday the 30 of December, and I did a photo collage of my artworks in 2020.
4) A bit, not too well to call it a real whistle.
5) I am not into them now, but when I used to eat them it was plain most of the times.

The 2021 5-Pack? Ok.

Who last came to your front door?

Neighbor lady. I've known her since the 70's.

Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?

Last used one probably late 90's.

How did you observe New Years?

Passed out by 9pm.

Can you whistle?

Like a kettle.

What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?

Cheese/Meat is always good.

Now I'm hungry.

Next time that happens you just call me. I’ll handle that bitch with a quickness.

Ros be paying BIG MONEY for that kind of ****. You should PM the mother****er.

My answers are eerily similar to yours, Dude...


Who last came to your front door?
The mailman with a package

Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?
A long time ago

How did you observe New Years?
Like I usually do... I didn't

Can you whistle?
No


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What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?

Sometimes I put peanut butter or cheese on 'em. Otherwise, I eat 'em by themselves

Who last came to your front door?
UPS with my Bills party sh*t.

Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?
2007 Manhattan Yellow Pages. Can't remember what I was looking for.

How did you observe New Years?
Roommates and I got smashed. Karaoke and party horns. Sinatra at the ball drop. The whole obnoxious scene. Crashed at 2. Gettin' old.

Can you whistle?
Of course

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What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?
Not crazy bout crackers.

Who last came to your front door?
A mailman

Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?
Nope, I remember my mom having one when I was a kid but I'm not sure I've ever used it

How did you observe New Years?
Hanging out and drinking champagne with my family

Can you whistle?
Yep, but very out of tune.


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What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?
what the hell are saltines even

Edmundo?

Ah man!!

Who last came to your front door?
Yeah probably the mailman.

Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?
Haven't seen a phonebook in at least a decade.

How did you observe New Years?
Probably got drunk.

Can you whistle?
He) yeah. I love whistling so loudly and shrill that everyone hates me.


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What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?

I guess I just eat them by themselves or maybe in some tomato soup.

:D I hope not in retail stores with piped in muzak! Homicidal clerks will plot your demise. Don't even go near a café.

That's kind of you, OH, but I'm afraid I'm no revolutionary. To me, it's a transaction of mutual benefit, like when I buy vegetables in the supermarket. which saves me growing them myself. In this case, she gets rent money and I get a place to live.

Times two.
I think they may be a snark-based snack. What exactly is a snark? Lewis Carroll lists its characteristics in his poem:-

"Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o'-the-wisp."

Perhaps someone can confirm if that is what saltines taste like?

They’re just kinda dry tbh

:laughing:

Could you send me one of those by FedEx? What teacher hasn't dreamed of having one for that difficult class? ;)

You’ve probably read this but a lot people in my neck of the woods actually want teachers to come into class armed. I can tell you for sure that wouldn’t end well. A kid at a neighboring junior high tackled the in school cop and stole her nine right off her. Nobody got hurt amazingly. The cop got fired though. But it occurred to me that sooner a later a teacher probably will go postal somewhere. One story I found amusing even though it’s quite morbid was a teacher in California I think hanged herself in her class in the morning before the students arrived and the early bird student got more than a worm that day. She was welcomed by swinging corpse.

Now that's how you teach gravity in the South.