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Trollheart 05-09-2021 04:50 PM

Don't be afraid to ask the big questions here
 
Like, why is it that when you get chips (fries to you uncouth Americans) in a restaurant (at least here) you ALWAYS have to ask for vinegar? Why don't they give it to you as part of the meal? I mean, who eats chips/fries without vinegar? Does such a creature exist? Chips are too dry without vinegar, bitch.

Marie Monday 05-09-2021 04:55 PM

of course they're dry, that's why people of culture eat them with mayonnaise

Psy-Fi 05-09-2021 05:01 PM

Balsamic vinegar does it for me.

Frownland 05-09-2021 05:27 PM

Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

The Batlord 05-09-2021 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2172299)
of course they're dry, that's why people of culture eat them with mayonnaise

No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

Trollheart 05-09-2021 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172312)
Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

On a scale of 1 to wasted just exactly how drunk are you now? Or has Dianne taken over your body temporarily? :confused:

Frownland 05-09-2021 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172342)
On a scale of 1 to wasted just exactly how drunk are you now? Or has Dianne taken over your body temporarily? :confused:

https://i.redd.it/belon78wh0u31.jpg

Pretty sure Jim Davis was having a stroke when writing that. Or maybe he had post nut clarity after drawing John bending over and he just threw word salad at the caption.

SGR 05-09-2021 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172297)
Like, why is it that when you get chips (fries to you uncouth Americans) in a restaurant (at least here) you ALWAYS have to ask for vinegar? Why don't they give it to you as part of the meal? I mean, who eats chips/fries without vinegar? Does such a creature exist? Chips are too dry without vinegar, bitch.

What do you crazy Europeans call actual chips? Crisps?

And what do you need vinegar for? Ketchup aint good enough for you highfalutin Irishmen?

SGR 05-09-2021 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172327)
No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

I agree with you. Who tf dips fries in mayonnaise? I bet even YorkeDaddy wouldn't do that - even if it was a requirement to be a mod

edit: oops, i have committed the cardinal sin of double posting. please forgive.

Frownland 05-09-2021 07:45 PM

On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word

Trollheart 05-09-2021 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2172347)
What do you crazy Europeans call actual chips? Crisps?

Yes
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And what do you need vinegar for? Ketchup aint good enough for you highfalutin Irishmen?
Hate ketchup. Vinegar ftw
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172346)
https://i.redd.it/belon78wh0u31.jpg

Pretty sure Jim Davis was having a stroke when writing that. Or maybe he had post nut clarity after drawing John bending over and he just threw word salad at the caption.

I... see... I think.

SGR 05-09-2021 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172358)
I... see... I think.

I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172354)
On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word

Disgusting dude. Just disgusting.

Trollheart 05-09-2021 08:35 PM

Do you go around bumping into things then?

Frownland 05-09-2021 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2172360)
I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Let me clarify:

Spoiler for .:
https://i.imgur.com/kMFelJ6.jpg

Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.

The Batlord 05-09-2021 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172354)
On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word

Why not just wrap them in bread and peanut butter?

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172358)
Hate ketchup. Vinegar ftw

Nothing is more pleasant to eat than that which turns your tongue into a slug sprinkled in salt.

SGR 05-09-2021 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172365)
Let me clarify:

Spoiler for .:
https://i.imgur.com/kMFelJ6.jpg

Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.

Is that legit the comic though in terms of the text? I've read it over 5 or 6 times and it still doesn't make sense to me.

The Batlord 05-09-2021 09:02 PM

Having read a million and one Garfield comics I'm going with no. And since Garfield being written by assistants is also a modern meme I'm saying Chris' Garfield hate is also a meme cause OG Garfield is brilliant.

SGR 05-09-2021 09:04 PM

I think Frown is ****ing with us with some edited meme ****.

It's the last line: "Hot eat the food" that doesn't make any sense to me. If it was simply "the hot food" it would make sense.

Frownland 05-09-2021 09:25 PM

*googles*

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1986/07/13

Well I thought it was legit. Thanks for ripping that rug out from under me.

The question still stands, though.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172367)
Why not just wrap them in bread and peanut butter?

Eh good call. I'll leave the fries out of my peanut butter and mayo sandwiches from now on.

Marie Monday 05-10-2021 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172327)
No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

That just shows you've never tasted good mayo. I've come across the American brands, I'm not surprised. Ketchup is bland af

elphenor 05-10-2021 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172297)
Like, why is it that when you get chips (fries to you uncouth Americans) in a restaurant (at least here) you ALWAYS have to ask for vinegar? Why don't they give it to you as part of the meal? I mean, who eats chips/fries without vinegar? Does such a creature exist? Chips are too dry without vinegar, bitch.

if you don't eat em raw you gots bad chips m8

Trollheart 05-10-2021 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2172388)
if you don't eat em raw you gots bad chips m8

You do realise I'm not talking about your so-called potato chips here don't you?
https://grandbaby-cakes.com/wp-conte...-1-500x500.jpg

The Batlord 05-10-2021 05:18 AM

Hot sauce > mayonnaise

Psy-Fi 05-10-2021 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172327)
No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

:beer:

Cuthbert 05-10-2021 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172354)
On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word

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Vinegar on chips boils my piss. Everyone in the chippy does it. Chippies drowning in vinegar and it stinks. You're ruining your chippies ffs.

Cuthbert 05-10-2021 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2172384)
That just shows you've never tasted good mayo. I've come across the American brands, I'm not surprised. Ketchup is bland af

Ketchup ****ing stinks.

Marie Monday 05-10-2021 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2172397)
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Vinegar on chips boils my piss. Everyone in the chippy does it. Chippies drowning in vinegar and it stinks. You're ruining your chippies ffs.

For British chippies I like the vinegar. If the chips/fish ratio is skewed too much towards the chips I go full heathen and add mayo to them, vinegar and all

ribbons 05-11-2021 12:11 PM

There's a British chippy here called A Salt & Battery - and I put malt vinegar on the chips there and love it. That's the only situation in which I put anything on chips/fries besides salt. I hate mayonnaise (even good mayo) in general, and don't use ketchup on fries or on anything else. I'm a really boring, plain eater and don't use a lot of condiments in general. But I do love malt vinegar on those British chips - yum!

Trollheart 05-11-2021 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2172397)
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Vinegar on chips boils my piss. Everyone in the chippy does it. Chippies drowning in vinegar and it stinks. You're ruining your chippies ffs.

Don't they ask? Whenever I get (used to get) chips they'd stand there with the salt and look over - "Salt and vinegar?" Only when you nodded would they add it. After all, some people don't like one, the other or both.

Marie Monday 05-11-2021 12:58 PM

yeah I have the same experience

The Batlord 05-11-2021 02:08 PM

If I were a mod I'd change every instance of "chippy" or "chippies" to "scrotum" or "scrotums".

Cuthbert 05-11-2021 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172590)
Don't they ask? Whenever I get (used to get) chips they'd stand there with the salt and look over - "Salt and vinegar?" Only when you nodded would they add it. After all, some people don't like one, the other or both.

They ask and everyone says yes. That's what I mean.

Another thing that boils my piss is when you get mushy peas or curry sauce and they plonk it on the chips and then plonk the fish on top of the sauce or peas.

ribbons 05-11-2021 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172612)
If I were a mod I'd change every instance of "chippy" or "chippies" to "scrotum" or "scrotums".

I went to my local scrotum yesterday and ordered some mushy peas. :D

Marie Monday 05-11-2021 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2172615)
They ask and everyone says yes. That's what I mean.

Another thing that boils my piss is when you get mushy peas or curry sauce and they plonk it on the chips and then plonk the fish on top of the sauce or peas.

absolutely barbarous

The Batlord 05-11-2021 03:01 PM

Omfg so British.

Marie Monday 05-11-2021 03:08 PM

some day I'll be a proper Brit :'(

Trollheart 05-11-2021 07:28 PM

Not until you invade Ireland, play us at football and dismantle the stadium, ensuring you'll never play us again.

#TrueBrit


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