If Jesus Played Guitar
 

I don't know too much about christian rock/rap/etc. bands, but I usually like their sound. I would like to learn a little more about them. So what would be the most kick-ass christian band.
Please list like: (Artist):(Instrument), (Original Band)

NONE, because i do not care for bands who flaunt their religion all over the place

If jesus played guitar he would be hella good

You use to listen to satanic metal...

Owned??

You can try here for something Armyofme

And that was ownage.

How is that relevant what-so-ever?

Thnx, but that isn't really what I was looking for, I know what it is, just want to be more familiar with the artists...

"Steve Camp, Christian music critic, complains that Christian music has become "yodels of a Christ-less, watered-down, pabulum-based, positive alternative, aura-fluff, cream of wheat, mush-kind-of-syrupy, God-as-my-girlfriend kind of thing.""

O_O

And to be on topic, I don't really get what you're saying...but Switchfoot, Relient K, DC Talk, and um Audio Adrenaline or something are alternative christian bands. Anberlin has some song thats like "when life is in dischord, praise be the lord", paperthin hymn I think.


Oh and UnderOATH's "Act Of Depression" album is christian, I doubt its what you're looking for the lyrics are kind of attacking christians in some songs. But its really bad ass

earn to love your enemies, to open their eyes you must be willing to die
Look at your own wrongs before you look at someone else's
You want to save souls or put souls to death
Giving our savior a bad name, giving me a bad name
You're so wrong with your beliefs, sit in church every week, but never do you help the weak
This is time to take back what's ours, not to give the world what's ours
Don't you want to see everyone saved or just yourself with a river of bloodon your hands?

this reminds me of a king missle III song, called "jesus was way cool"

ummm jesus allready plays guitar in the form of Dimebag

i still do, but i dot want to hear christian flaunting cause i hate that religion..ermmm i dont care about how some non existent person is going to save us...

ermm hes dead too

OWNAGE.
Thank you Ethan

opps i forgot about that, well then jesus plays in the form of Dave Mustaine

^no, Jesus wouldn't be Mustaine he doesn't suck. Jesus would either be Buckethead (super idenity) or Chet Atkins, cause you can't go wrong with the Chet.

jesus would be slow hand (clapton). no question, i dont know why but that's the closest person i could think of when picturing jesus rockin' out in my head.

I would say Hendrix!! but he's dead, too...

I think Jesus's real name was Jimi, Jimmy, Jimmie,or some other "jim" name.

Now now, Yes have a lot of religious overtones in their lyrics. ;)

Anyway, not ALL christian bands are bad, Underoath and As I Lay Dying are good.

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agreed, lots of 'secular' bands of all types have religious overtoens in thm, but not necessarily preaching

Well, Close To The Edge had multiple religious themes, not necessarly christian themes, but of different religious philosophies and belief's, everything from buddhism to hinduism to christianity.... Jon Anderson is a buddhist i believe.

God plays guitar through Nancy Wilson. Sometimes God uses Trent Reznor but the f*ckbag won't stay away from the synth, keeps f*ckin' sh*t up. God used to use Chad Benekos off and on, but he quit doin' that for some reason.

If my son wants to play guitar, then I may aswell give him the best abilities I can.

I was pointing out that Jesus already plays guitar.

Christian Metal

As I Lay Dying
Haste The Day
August Burns Red

I have music by all three. If you want some..contact me via AIM

yeah, but they dont flaunt it..like say some others...and yes i like underoath too...

Sever Your Ties

This Day Will Burn

:yikes: They're christian? Did not know that...And if Jesus did play guitar he would be Herman Li

well if jesus played the guitar i swear hed be the hardxcorest thrash metal guitarist ever