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Mindless Drug Hoover - F*ck Off...

Some people say i'm nasty,some say that i'm bad news,
But I think I'm fantastic, coz i'm so f*ckin rude
I was upstairs in my bedroom tryin on my new brown chords
Then a man came knockin on the door, said he was from the electricity board
So I thought about lettin him inside but I wasn't movin fast
He'd only been there half an hour when he pushed his way right past
I said "F*CK OFF! who do you think you are? get out of my f*ckin' flat, what do ya mean you want read the meter , don't talk to me like that".

Well he left in a right f*ckin huff because he hurt his f*ckin hand,
knocking out me two front teeth the cheeky f*ckin bastard
Was picking up the bits of teeth when the landlord come around
He said "you owe me rent for the last ten weeks, four hundred and fifty pounds, but if you're short, don't sweat it son you can take your time to pay" so I grabbed his nuts, spat in his eye and said "What did you f*ckin' say?"
"F*CK OFF! who do you think you are? get out of my f*ckin' flat, what do ya mean you want your f*ckin' rent, don't talk to me like that".

Well he left me an eviction note and a badly battered eye
Just because I told him I hoped he'd f*ckin died
Cursing the day I moved into the place the scummy f*ckin dive
I was nursing my badly battred face when my two flatmates arrived
So I sat dead smug coz I changed the locks when they went out for bread
As one climbed in through the window I slammed it on his head
"F*CK OFF! who do you think you are? get out of my f*ckin' flat, what do ya mean you live here don't talk to me like that"
"F*CK OFF! who do you think you are? get out of my f*ckin' flat"
"F*CK OFF! who do you think you are? you cheeky f*cking twat"