Songs wot strippers dance to.
 

Now, despite being given many, many free entry tickets for strip clubs and lap dancing clubs in the past (I have no idea why its always me they give tickets to) I've never been in such a place and most likely never will.

However, I'm somewhat obsessed with the idea that at least some of our bands music must be suitable for strippers to dance to. Don't ask. Anyway, what I'd like is those of you who have perhaps been to a strip or lap-dance club, or those of you who just happen to know what kind of music they play... CAN YOU SUGGEST SOME SPECIFIC SONGS WHICH ARE MOST SUITABLE FOR IT SO THAT WE CAN STEAL THE RHYTHM SECTION IDEAS AND USE THEM IN OUR SONGS??

The first such song has its lyrics here, I'm thinking Deftone influenced guitar and vocals, with bass and drums based more on the songs which are suggested.

http://www.musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=19277

Actually, there was a thread about music for stripping to a few months ago, wasn't there? Somebody point me in that direction!

Ain't Talking Bout Love is the first that comes to mind.

In fact, Van Halen are pretty much the best stripper band there is. :D

pour some sugar on me- def leopard

Rag Doll - Aerosmith
NIN - Closer

Both of these are strip club staples..................take it from me

Hmm, I wonder why..........

"I wanna f*ck you like an animal." :)

Saetia - Notres Langues Nous Trompent

id be down with a stripper and that song :)

It sucks because it is so predictable and in any given night at least 3 skanks will dance to it. Probably the coolest thing I've ever seen a stripper dance to was KMFDM "A Drug Against War". I enjoyed it so much that I felt obligated to get 3 lap dances from her http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

Edit: For Boo Boo

almost ANYTHING by NIN could be a stripper song

Funny that, I don't find anything sexy about them at all

More skanks need to dance to Danko Jones and KISS

But Spike can dance to anything she wants to and I'm sure I'd enjoy it http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

:rofl: anytime, man

Gorillaz-Dare and Powerman 5000-Matrix Remix are my girl's favorites.

TONS of Lords of Acid songs that will fit here. She was a stripper at one point as well....

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

quite a bit of classic metal songs I've been told are used too. Girls Girls Girls, love in an elevator, etc... :)

def leppard...acdc...warrant...most mutt lange produced artists.....i wonder if anyone could do it to a doors song.

I could've sworn I replied to this already but. . .

Freak Like me - Adina Howard
Closer - NIN
Everyday - NIN
Superman - Eminem
Buttons - The Pussy Cat Dolls
Fever - Love and Rockets

and that's all I can think of.
Although given the strippers and blondes that I know, music isnn't always really necessary

I couldnt agree more. Hit the nail right on the head.

I never danced to anything was mentioned.

Isnt that im a jeanie in a bottle a stripper song?

A girl I worked with stripped to that song...

I liked more burelesque type music..

So your a stripper?[sorry if i affened you]

No hun I was a stripper..and no offense..none at all.

Oh.Ok well um i think the pussy catdolls newwest song where there dancing in the streets is a stripper song

You can strip to anything..I knew girls that stripped to everything from Outkast to 50 Cent to ACDC...its all about the stage performance what you wear what you feel like dancing to.

Thats true i guess but i think its mostly rap and pop

Could be I used to dress like a nurse one night and dance to Robert Palmer's Bad Case of Loving you..and then another night I would put on a school girl costume and dance to Hot for the Teacher..

Weird songs and bands people strip to.

For my 18th I got a strip tease to You Suffer by Napalm Death. Probably not the best choice, but it was the best gift I ever had.

There was this chick that did bachelor parties that once did a lap dance to that song..

She was kinda weird.

That sounds really weird

the best song ever creted to strip to:

*****freak me by another level*****

and in second position:

***This is how we do it by Montell Jordan***

^^ Oh god no...the only girl that ever stipped to This is how we do it was this white girl who wanted a grill...*shudder* she once asked to borrow my thong.

I think the best songs for stripping are cheesey 80s glam rock songs. Almost any of them work perfectly too.

hahah!

i can imagine it now "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!!" and you bluntly interupt stating:
"no.. no.. please.. that is not how you do it..."