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In my opinion this is a really crappy list (with a few good ones) and I think we can do way better!

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So what are some of y'all favorites

I like...

"Hello Darkness my Old Friend" Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence

"As I walk through, this wicked world, Searching for light in the darkness of insanity." Elvis Costello's Peace, Love and Understanding

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a Monkey" Beck's Loser

"Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste" The Rolling Stones Sympathy for the Devil

"My Name it is nothing my age it means less" Bob Dylan's With God on Our Side

"In the Days of my Youth I was told what it means to be a Man" Led Zeppelin's Good Times Bad Times

"There's Something Happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear" Buffalo Springfield's For What it's Worth

"Pretty Women Walking with Gorillas Down My Street" Joe Jackson's "Is she really going out with him"

"Relax and Take Notes" Biggie Small's Dead Wrong

"I knew a Girl, her Name was Truth, She was a horrible Liar" Ben Harper's Diamonds on the Inside

"Well I thought about the Army, Dad said Son your fucking High" Ben Fold's Army

"Drove downtown in the rain, 9:30 on a Tuesday Night" The Barenaked Ladie's Brian Wilson

I'm Sure there are more too, what do you guys and gals like?