Bob Dylan's Autobiography

blackdragon123 · 08-03-2012, 12:37 PM

reveals that the harmonica wielding singer was once fired from his job as the talking clock after callers complained that the only information they were able to obtain from Mr Dylan was that "The times they are a changin'" and although this information was considered "technically correct" it was also completely unhelpful and caused many people to be severely late!

Dirty Dan · 08-04-2012, 02:31 PM

Ha!
Very nice story.
Is the autobiography as a whole good enough that you'd recommend it,or is it just that one passage that's interesting?
Either way,thanks for sharing the story with us.

blackdragon123 · 08-05-2012, 07:40 AM

no problem. i actually fabricated this story for entertainment purposes. It's something i pioneered on facebook and am now attempting to introduce to musicbanter. If you enjoyed that one please read another:

It was revealed today that wacky Beatle George Harrison would be stepping down as the head of the inland revenue after allegations from the public that his radical alterations to the British tax system were "completely ****ing insane" We were able to track Mr Harrison down for an interview. He defended his decisions and stated "Don't ask me what i want it for..if you don't want to pay some more. He then added "Cause im the TAX MAAAAN!" before simply driving off

Dirty Dan · 08-05-2012, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by blackdragon123

no problem. i actually fabricated this story for entertainment purposes. It's something i pioneered on facebook and am now attempting to introduce to musicbanter. If you enjoyed that one please read another:

It was revealed today that wacky Beatle George Harrison would be stepping down as the head of the inland revenue after allegations from the public that his radical alterations to the British tax system were "completely ****ing insane" We were able to track Mr Harrison down for an interview. He defended his decisions and stated "Don't ask me what i want it for..if you don't want to pay some more. He then added "Cause im the TAX MAAAAN!" before simply driving off

Well,I've got to admit that you fooled me pretty good there.I honestly believed that that was a real story.Congratulations.

08-03-2012, 12:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
blackdragon123 don't be no bojangles Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Wales Posts: 496	Bob Dylan's Autobiography reveals that the harmonica wielding singer was once fired from his job as the talking clock after callers complained that the only information they were able to obtain from Mr Dylan was that "The times they are a changin'" and although this information was considered "technically correct" it was also completely unhelpful and caused many people to be severely late! __________________ 'Well, I'm a common working man, With a half of bitter, bread and jam, And if it pleases me, I'll put one on ya man, When the copper fades away!' - Jethro Tull

08-05-2012, 07:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
blackdragon123 don't be no bojangles Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Wales Posts: 496	no problem. i actually fabricated this story for entertainment purposes. It's something i pioneered on facebook and am now attempting to introduce to musicbanter. If you enjoyed that one please read another: It was revealed today that wacky Beatle George Harrison would be stepping down as the head of the inland revenue after allegations from the public that his radical alterations to the British tax system were "completely ****ing insane" We were able to track Mr Harrison down for an interview. He defended his decisions and stated "Don't ask me what i want it for..if you don't want to pay some more. He then added "Cause im the TAX MAAAAN!" before simply driving off __________________ 'Well, I'm a common working man, With a half of bitter, bread and jam, And if it pleases me, I'll put one on ya man, When the copper fades away!' - Jethro Tull

08-04-2012, 02:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dirty Dan Groupie Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: United States of America Posts: 20	Ha! Very nice story. Is the autobiography as a whole good enough that you'd recommend it,or is it just that one passage that's interesting? Either way,thanks for sharing the story with us.