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I hate clowns.

and trolls.

Someone FINALLY made a thread about this wonderful, wonderful band.

Thank God.

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Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 526726)

ICP's definitely not the worst.
But definitely not the best.

They have some funny songs.

The problem is though, they aren't trying to be funny, they take themselves seriously

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Originally Posted by Meph1986 (Post 526872)

When Juggalos have kids.

When Juggalos have kids - eBaum's World Forum

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Originally Posted by Meph1986 (Post 526872)

When Juggalos have kids.

When Juggalos have kids - eBaum's World Forum

"The psychopathics from space will protect her from evil"

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! !!!

That was so...absurd....

Is ICP the new scientology??

i am laughing possibly harder than i ever have after reading that and yet i am absolutely sick to my stomach... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!??!!?

ICP is a plague

more strange and scary people

crap

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Originally Posted by Brad Stengel (Post 526671)

What is ICP? What does that even stand for? And what is all this talk of homosexual clowns and toilet groupies? I don't understand! Boy, if this is what underground music is like, I sure as heck don't want any part of it! I'll stick to the radio from now on, only Foo Fighters and Red Hot Chili Peppers for me, I'm afraid. And some GW Williams when the kids go to bed.

Hahahahahaha.
You made my day.

I found something that's pretty funny and somewhat relevant to this thread on the DFD Myspace.

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Baltimores Dog Fashion Disco may have spent the better part of the past five years whipping audiences into animalistic frenzies with their brand of hard rock, but in late 2004 the group created a whole different kind of frenzy. On tour in Mesa, Arizona opening for Insane Clown Posse clones Twizted, the rabid audience of Juggalos antagonized Dog Fashion Disco by throwing change and spitting on them. Throwing caution and excrement to the wind, Dog Fashion Disco frontman Todd Smith proceeded to defecate on stage before launching it into the audience. The move incited a full blown riot, which resulted in riot police and tear gas.

He actually accomplished what we're all threatening...and SHIT on juggalos. Fuckin' A.

I would say something negative about them, but I would probably end up getting butchered into little pieces, with a hatchet by one of those gigolos...or juggalos... or whatever they call themselves.

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Originally Posted by zekethefreak (Post 527693)

I would say something negative about them, but I would probably end up getting butchered into little pieces, with a hatchet by one of those gigolos...or juggalos... or whatever they call themselves.

Juggalos are not only sissies, but also too stupid to accomplish such a feat.

I've been in fights with these kids before and trust me, their ugly is much worse than their bite.

But they're generally world-class fellows.

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http://hometown.aol.com/thejuggala17...20juggalos.jpg

Quite possibly the most untalented, worthless musical group ever. Better known as "Insane Clown Posseur" A crap "hybrid" group, Insane Clown Posse are known for their loser fans (who go by the term Juggalos and/or Jugalettes) and "chafing", "offensive" "lyrics", which are "sung" while dressed and face-painted as clowns causing thousands of lulz since they are worshipped mostly by children and rapper kids.

http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

A juggalo is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say ".." at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love"). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...galos-1890.jpg

Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling.

While some juggalos are not complete retards, most of them are not worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters ****ing the entire trailerpark if they didn't have SOMETHING blasting out of their crappy stolen mini-stereo, so they play this.

Juggalos are also often stoners who feel it is necessary to play the song "Homies" ad nauseam and tend to have major acne issues (the true reason why they cover their faces with idiotic make-up. Ironically, it's also part of the reason why they have such horrible acne in the first place.)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...Juggalette.jpg

A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded 16-year-old girl who has zero friends and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. Scientists have, within the last year, been able to prove that if you look into their eyes, you WILL turn into a cheeseburger and they WILL engage in an eat attack. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.

Interesting Facts:

* 90% of all juggalettes have penises.
* Juggalettes can rarely spell properly.
* They are almost always captured when the bait is a stick of butter.
* All Juggalettes have throat chlamydia.
* They harbor extreme swamp crotch and when in close proximity, the aroma will seep into your lungs and you WILL die.
* Most have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability.
* Juggalettes have been known to rip third trimester fetuses from a pregnant woman'..'s often have very lulzy saying to pronounce their love for the clown ****. Sadly these really did come from the **** washers of juggalos.

* "Juggalo For Life-a-low"
* "I'm down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground."

Juggalo Skillz

Aside from planning their afterlife in Shangri-la, some Juggalos have become good at stuff. Juggalo 'skillz' include:

* Whining
* Necrophilia
* Mime
* Taking your order with a smile
* Gaining weight
* Buying 60 dollar t-shirts

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Meph1986 (Post 527837)

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thank you for the def

i was wondering what a juggalo was
just didn't have the energy to look it up online

:rofl: :rofl:

first the right-track thread now this...what a waste of time...a hilarious waste of time

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 527828)

I've been in fights with these kids before

i demand details

**** you! I'm a Juggalo!

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Originally Posted by Meph1986 (Post 527837)

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**** you all. You pansy ass bitches. Why you got to hate us huh? What the **** did we ever do to you? And don't go spreading false rumors you punk ass bitches. Every juggalo/lette I have ever met has been the best person I have ever met. Juggalos don't fight. We don't like to fight. We only fight when someone starts it. Then we gotta put down our cigars and Faygo and whoop their sorry asses. Juggalos/lettes are not a gang,were family. Social outcasts who have found family outside of their blood line. We dont let nothing bad happen. And if we get our ass kicked cause we were dumb for starting something we kick the **** out of them then too for being dumb. Were all like brothers and sisters to each other. So now don't say **** you can't take back. We got ALL Juggalos/lettes backing us up in anything.

MMFWCL BITCHES!

Aw you're so misunderstood.

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Originally Posted by Brad Stengel (Post 526671)

ICP stands for Insane Clown Posse.

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Originally Posted by Juggalo4life (Post 531744)

ICP stands for Insane Clown Posse.

Thank god someone cleared that up.

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Originally Posted by Juggalo4life (Post 531742)

Really? All the ones I've met seem to keep it inside their own bloodline.

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 531748)

Really? All the ones I've met seem to keep it inside their own bloodline.

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 531748)

Really? All the ones I've met seem to keep it inside their own bloodline.

yea, Really. Im down with the clown till im dead in the ground. Everyone I know in a juggalo/lette. And none of us are related by blood. But we act like we are cause our true familys disowned us bassicly. Not all juggalos get high and drink. Cause I dont.

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 531743)

Aw you're so misunderstood.

I....am not.....misunderstood! I stand for what i beleave in and then ****ers like you all start ****! We dont **** with you so leave us the **** alone! everyone has differences damnit! Respect us and we will GLADLY respect you!

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Originally Posted by Juggalo4life (Post 531742)

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8283/turtdl1.png

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Originally Posted by Juggalo4life (Post 531742)

Every juggalo/lette I have ever met has been the best person I have ever met.

^Award winning quote.

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Originally Posted by Juggalo4life (Post 531751)

Why is everybody picking on this idiot? I feel sort of bad for him. He obviously wasn't one of the gooder students.

juggalos? sounds like jiggalos? Im glad we dont have them here...must be a yankee affliction

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Originally Posted by FireInCairo (Post 531809)

...must be a yankee affliction

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Look, you can't be a member of any club that wears stupid clothes, takes pride in listening to poorly written music, and has a holier-than-thou attitude which is clearly a front for deep insecurity because your parents don't like you or you're ugly or something dumb, and not expect to be chastized about it.

If somebody made fun of a club I was in that dictated my lifestyle, I'm assuming I would have to be so involved and sure of myself that this club was absolutely the correct way to live, that I wouldn't waste my time going to a music forum to call people criticizing my club "punk ass bitches". Please just go home.

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Originally Posted by Juggalo4life (Post 531742)

MMFWCL BITCHES!

what?

They serve a purpose.

I mean music should appeal to idiots as well.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 531909)

They serve a purpose.

I mean music should appeal to idiots as well.

Thank goodness SOMEone on these forums will defend me!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ah, yay.

I mean.
I'm a Juggalo myself.
But I'm not disrespectful about it, and I don't diss other people's opinions.

I dislike most Juggalos I've met.

i once saw a bunch of obese juggalos trying to tip a tour bus because the band in it were "pussys" or at least thats what they were yelling...