Dumbest Lines in Songs
 

So I am not dissing any particular artist i was just thinking that there are times when artists make some dumb choices in their lyrics. I wanted to start a threat that had the dumbest lines in music.

One that i heard today was Brittany Spears Womanizer

Maybe if we both lived in different worlds
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...

i just thought it was a pretty stupid line...

lets see what everyone else can come up with

Thin Lizzy...

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak , somewhere in this town.

Well yes , the jail presumably.

"Even though I know
I don't want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds"

From Finger Eleven's "One Things" which is, in my opinion, the worst song ever.

High school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day
About a rock 'n' roll weekend
And the girl in the front of the room
So close yet so far
Y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend

Chorus:
Life goes by so fast
You only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past;
(it's the) story of my life

And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven

I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back

Chorus

Good times come and good times go
I only wish the good times would last a little longer
I think about the good times we had and why they had to end

So I sit at the edge of my bed
I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song
Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back

Chorus

Any of those

:laughing:

Stevie Nicks:

Just like the white winged dove...
Sings a song...
Sounds like she's singing...
Whoo... whoo... whoo...

Yes, Stevie, singing sounds like singing. What's your point?

Ride the tiger,
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean,
Oh - don't you see what I mean?

Sorry Ronnie, I don't get it! But I do love the song.

I actually really like that song. The lyrics aren't poetry by any means, but I think they work pretty well in the context of the song.

Maybe the fact that any lyrics exist past the second chorus is why I hate the lyrics so much, Social Distortion get on my last nerves.

Ah well. I like SD a lot but to each their own.