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Velleri24 03-19-2009 02:39 PM

Leonard Cohen—"I'm Your Man"
Mr. Cohen's suit is from Gieves & Hawkes and is available for purchase through an exclusive arrangement with Harrods. His Gucci sunglasses are inspired by those worn by the protagonist in the 1968 cult film Il Pene Del Monstro. His tee-shirt is by Hanes and was discovered at the Wal-Mart boutique in north suburban Montreal. The banana is by Chiquita.[/QUOTE]

Nice!

Eureka 03-19-2009 02:42 PM

hmm..

Piss Me Off 03-19-2009 03:00 PM

http://www.podcastnz.com/images/podc...ad_podcast.jpg

They gave it away for free you know. How cool is that? What awesome guys. 10/10. Fuck the industry!

Rage Against the Machine 03-19-2009 04:59 PM

http://www.neumagazine.co.uk/upload/medsud300.jpg
Umm wtf this Sigur guy sounds like a girl and there are men's asses on the cover. and wtf why is this music so slow and the guitar doesn't use distortion wtf. and wtf is with that album name it sounds like they let a monkey bang on a keyboard and used it as a title roflmao. Led Zeppilin could own this shit any day of the week cuz he's not gay and from Sweden or wherever these fags are from. 0/10

khfreek 03-19-2009 05:05 PM

http://www.extremeambient.net/wp-con...e-machine.jpeg

This album's all about freaking political bull**** that I could really care less about. I don't know what the black guy's so mad about anyway, Obama's our president, w00t!

Also, that cover is SO Photoshopped.

Mojo 03-19-2009 05:14 PM

Clearly. See how theres all that fire to the right hand side going banana's and yet the left side of his head remains unscathed?

LIES!

lucifer_sam 03-19-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khfreek (Post 617843)
This album's all about freaking political bull**** that I could really care less about.

I thought these reviews were supposed to be unhelpful? :D

gunnels 03-19-2009 10:24 PM

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s1593.jpg
Fact: This is the single best album ever recorded. Fact: This album invented metal. Fact: Lars is the best drummer ever. I listen to this and cry afterwards as music today is ****e. I also get menstruated when I think about how hard these bitches sold out. Nothing can top this.
Orion=God.

dac 03-19-2009 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rage Against the Machine (Post 617838)
http://www.neumagazine.co.uk/upload/medsud300.jpg
Umm wtf this Sigur guy sounds like a girl and there are men's asses on the cover. and wtf why is this music so slow and the guitar doesn't use distortion wtf. and wtf is with that album name it sounds like they let a monkey bang on a keyboard and used it as a title roflmao. Led Zeppilin could own this shit any day of the week cuz he's not gay and from Sweden or wherever these fags are from. 0/10

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 617988)
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s1593.jpg
Fact: This is the single best album ever recorded. Fact: This album invented metal. Fact: Lars is the best drummer ever. I listen to this and cry afterwards as music today is ****e. I also get menstruated when I think about how hard these bitches sold out. Nothing can top this.
Orion=God.

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/2...efa38ec3d8.jpg

mr dave 03-20-2009 02:47 AM

Fantomas - Suspended Animation

http://www.progarchives.com/progress...1310212009.jpg

bugs bunny bum rushing a baboon with a leaf blower.


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