ZZ Top's Beardless Frank Beard

Dr_Rez · 06-24-2011, 06:05 PM

I would like to know why Frank BEARD of ZZ Top does not have a beard. Therefore I will dedicate this thread to putting forth an effort to finding out this eternal question.

Any theories or facts/rumors would be very welcome.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-24-2011, 06:07 PM

He can't be named "Beard" and also have a beard, as the two would cancel each other out and the universe would implode. It's simple math, sheez

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-24-2011, 06:10 PM

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~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-24-2011, 06:16 PM

Bloozcrooz · 06-24-2011, 06:16 PM

Cause he's old now?

Dr_Rez · 06-24-2011, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

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While a goatee is technically a beard, anyone whom is a proponent of beards knows they are half assed lazy excuses for thos who will not commit.

So I reopen this thread and challenge you to find me a picture of Mr Beard with a full beard.

Freebase Dali · 06-24-2011, 06:21 PM

It's more of a goatee.

I think Frank Beard simply enjoys irony.

Dr_Rez · 06-24-2011, 06:23 PM

So far Id have to agree with Oojay in that it would simply be too much beard for Frank to handle if it was grown out. The bands health and sanity must be taken into account in matters like this.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-24-2011, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

Freebase Dali · 06-24-2011, 06:30 PM

Hill and Gibbons don't seem to mind. While they do provide a nice symmetry that Frank would only screw up by growing a beard, they also provide additional irony in that their last names are not Beard.

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Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	So far Id have to agree with Oojay in that it would simply be too much beard for Frank to handle if it was grown out. The bands health and sanity must be taken into account in matters like this. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

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~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	He can't be named "Beard" and also have a beard, as the two would cancel each other out and the universe would implode. It's simple math, sheez

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06-24-2011, 06:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	It's more of a goatee. I think Frank Beard simply enjoys irony.

06-24-2011, 06:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Hill and Gibbons don't seem to mind. While they do provide a nice symmetry that Frank would only screw up by growing a beard, they also provide additional irony in that their last names are not Beard.