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Gareth Brown 06-09-2009 01:28 PM

What is this forums bloody obsession with the Jonas Brothers all about?
 
Half the comments seem to be some boring sod saying 'yh teh jonas bruthers totallee suk bawlz' or similar comments about similar kiddies disposable pop bands, why anyone cares enough about them to even post their distain about them on an internet forum i'll never know.

dac 06-09-2009 01:34 PM

Because people are focking retarded.

Antonio 06-09-2009 01:38 PM

it's a tired joke

Wayfarer 06-09-2009 01:39 PM

But in creating this thread, are you not only aiding in the perpetuation of the forum's bloody obsession with the Jonas Brothers? Eh? Ehhhh?

...maybe I should just leave the abstract, erudite thinking to cardboard adolescent.

YEAH THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY I BET THEY FUCK EACH OTHER UP THE ARSE AFTER EVERY SHOW THE FUCKING GAYS, THOSE AREN'T PURITY RINGS THEY PROBABLY JUST ALL UNIFIED IN A BIG GAY MARRIAGE.

IWP 06-09-2009 01:45 PM

Who are the jonas brothers?

Antonio 06-09-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWP (Post 677666)
Who are the jonas brothers?

you don't wanna know

someonecompletelyrandom 06-09-2009 01:53 PM

I don't know if it's worth bothering, since eventually this thread will just turn into a dirt slinging contest...

I think the only people who really post things like that are people who'll post two or three times and then forget about the site forever. Personally, I don't think anybody who is really into music finds it nessicary to insult the obviously tween-marketed music of radio disney.

I say if these boys are getting famous, these kids are entertained and The Walt Disney Corporation is racking in the millions so that they can build us more rides at Walt Disney World than everybody wins.

Stone Birds 06-09-2009 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWP (Post 677666)
Who are the jonas brothers?

you know that one video of a *** guy dancing to beyonce that's really popular, that would be just one of them
there are three, or four, or five, oh hell i don't know how many there are they're reproduing too much


Edit: yes this is a joke do not take it literally

boo boo 06-09-2009 02:33 PM

Damn fools, you need to be careful what you say about Disney, you might anger the mouse. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...cons/uhoh2.gif

someonecompletelyrandom 06-09-2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 677712)
Damn fools, you need to be careful what you say about Disney, you might anger the mouse. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...cons/uhoh2.gif

Who used to have that Demonic Mickey avatar? That thing was tops.

simplephysics 06-09-2009 02:37 PM

uh, who talks about the jonas brothers around here?

gunnels 06-09-2009 02:38 PM

Most of the newer members.

Antonio 06-09-2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonace (Post 677714)
Who used to have that Demonic Mickey avatar? That thing was tops.

Janszoon

LoathsomePete 06-09-2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 677715)
uh, who talks about the jonas brothers around here?

I was thinking the same thing, I've really never heard anything in this thread about the Jonas Brothers. As far as they're concerned, in another five years they'll be another casualty of the pop music industry, retired and locked in a secret prison only to be released in a decades time to cash in on nostalgia from all their old fans.

boo boo 06-09-2009 02:51 PM

Sure their music sucks, but that comes with the territory, it's nothing new, the vaginas of underage girls has been the greatest foundation of popular music's survival for the past 60 years. For the most part that's probably a good thing.

The real concern is not the Jonas Brothers, but the way they are marketed, every 8 to 13 year old girl undeniably wants to f*ck them, but because they wear those purity rings, somehow it's ok.

That South Park episode was pretty spot on, and that scene where the Jonas Bros spray the girls with hot white foam? THEY ACTUALLY DO THAT!



This concert and bukkake party is brought to you by The Walt Disney Company.

Comus 06-09-2009 02:51 PM

I'll pretty much echo the rest of the comments in this thread. No one who matters to MB even bothers with these guys. Why shoot at such a big target?

someonecompletelyrandom 06-09-2009 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 677712)
Damn fools, you need to be careful what you say about Disney, you might anger the mouse. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...cons/uhoh2.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 677738)
That South Park episode was pretty spot on, and that scene where the Jonas Bros spray the girls with hot white foam? THEY ACTUALLY DO THAT!

HA I had a feeling you were reffering to that.

Stone Birds 06-09-2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 677715)
uh, who talks about the jonas brothers around here?

i've talked to some of the newer members they didn't seem to be talkin bout that.

http://siblingrevelry.files.wordpres...5/notjonas.jpg
i saw someone wearing this yesterday (worse part was that it was a guy)


i'm going to let this thread die now, goodbye

anticipation 06-09-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 677712)
Damn fools, you need to be careful what you say about Disney, you might anger the mouse. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...cons/uhoh2.gif

also because christians are fucking retarded.

Gareth Brown 06-09-2009 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 677715)
uh, who talks about the jonas brothers around here?

Are you kidding? Have you ready any of those 'most overrated bands'/threads of that type recently?

Burning Down 06-09-2009 03:28 PM

Isn't this just another thread enabling everyone here to hate on the Jonas Brothers? Let it die.

simplephysics 06-09-2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gareth Brown (Post 677779)
Are you kidding? Have you ready any of those 'most overrated bands'/threads of that type recently?

So, even if they have a handful of mentions I wouldn't exactly call than an obsession.

boo boo 06-09-2009 03:32 PM

For those that haven't seen this episode yet.

The Ring - Episode Guide - South Park Studios

The scenes with Mickey Mouse are so full of win.

Schizotypic 06-09-2009 04:18 PM

I can't decide if these guys are tools or not, it depends on if teenage girls were always blocked from finding good music by some fad. Sometimes maybe I just want to blame bubblegum rock for butchering music.... but they are 13 year old girls.

Antonio 06-09-2009 04:27 PM

everyone on here secretly wants to **** them, cause they're so hawt

Merkaba 06-09-2009 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 677738)
the vaginas of underage girls has been the greatest foundation of popular music's survival for the past 60 years.

:laughing:

Ah, the marketing is genius, a lifeline to the pop industry that no one will ever be allowed to tamper with.

CanwllCorfe 06-09-2009 04:41 PM

I haven't read much about them on here. Sure they're **** but.. so is every other singer at Disney. Hearing people make fun of them got old a long, long time ago. No more good comes from talking about them than listening to them.

Gareth Brown 06-09-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 677789)
Isn't this just another thread enabling everyone here to hate on the Jonas Brothers? Let it die.

No its not! For christ sake people are just picking bloody arguments now.

Son of JayJamJah 06-09-2009 05:29 PM

I just can't get enough of them, especially the way they do whatever it is they do.

TumorAttitude 06-09-2009 05:35 PM

Shut up about the Jonas brothers! They're dreamy, goddamnit!

IWP 06-09-2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 677795)
For those that haven't seen this episode yet.

The Ring - Episode Guide - South Park Studios

The scenes with Mickey Mouse are so full of win.

Yeah Mickey Mouse pretty much made that episode. :laughing:

TheBig3 06-09-2009 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gareth Brown (Post 677656)
Half the comments seem to be some boring sod saying 'yh teh jonas bruthers totallee suk bawlz' or similar comments about similar kiddies disposable pop bands, why anyone cares enough about them to even post their distain about them on an internet forum i'll never know.

No one does this.


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