^ What would your intrusive, snooping ISP think?

Especially as that was how you spent yesterday.

Yea, imagine what Google would think of you..
RE the two pics you posted - at least the quality of their tattoos is totally equal

I wouldn't care if they did snoop, really.
I just have better things to do with my time. Searching the web for hot women all day, namely. ;)

no doubts, Josh Homme is the hottest musician ever


http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/50...Homme+josh.jpg




also Jonny Greenwood!
And I don't find Gerard Way hot, but Frank Iero has something...

Freebase Dali and Urban Hatemonger, it's nice to see you mocking and potentially resurrecting (if thirtiesgirl should see this) an argument that another moderator shut down in another thread. Great example for the boards. :)

Evan Dando was a good looking guy back in the day.

http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhoto...01795e5ahc.jpg

Agree on Strummer, Beck and Albarn, too.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/...566668.jpg?v=0

Fucking shit up all while looking awesome. Oliver Ackermann

http://img.youtube.com/vi/g4R9yWhQuqU/0.jpg

Jon Saemundur is one mystic that the girls can't keep away from, damn.

Damon Albarn is the best looking mother****er ever

especially in this



****infkoegsjnkjgksgksgkkjsgkksgkjksjg

They made those jokes before Pete put his foot down.

Since the last male musician about whom I posted in this thread is dead, I'll post about one who is even (alas) deader:

Johannes Brahms. Virtuoso pianist + Composer + German = HOT HOT HOT!! :D

Until I happened by the "snog, shag, or marry" thread down in the lounge today, I had no idea that Johannes Brahms looked like THIS back in 1853 when he was twenty years old:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rahms_1853.jpg

Add to his fetching appearance the fact that he composed the following music, my favorite composition for clarinet and piano...

Brahms Sonata for Clarinet and Piano No. 2, 1st. Movement
Levan Tskhadadze - Clarinet



...and I would have joined the many adoring fans described in this article about Johannes Brahms, if I had lived in the 1850s:

Here he is seated at the piano:

http://www.london.diplo.de/contentbl...rahms_Bild.jpg

Finally, here he is all grown up:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cDFFfc8VCO...00/Brahms1.jpg

The pictures of Brahms make me curious about the appearances of other famous, deceased male and female musicians and composers whom I know only through their music. When I listen to their music, I somehow forget that they were real people. It's nice to remember they were once flesh and blood, just as we are now.

Dude. Dennis Lyxzen from Refused is hot stuff

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...ise/dggdgd.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nislyxzen2.jpg

Looks like he didn't spend much time in the gym, though. :)

Did they even have gyms back then? :p:

I agree, Brahms appears to have been on the slender, delicate side of physiques when he was a young man...

...but he was a pianist. He must have had very capable hands.

Brahms reminds me a little of another dead man, Heath Ledger, perhaps because of a similarity between their lips, hairlines, and eyebrows. I've never felt any particular affinity for Heath Ledger's appearance though, although he had an awesome name. I feel Brahms beats Ledger in a contest of faces, hands down. Heath Ledger looks cute, I suppose, but Brahms...Brahms looks beautiful (and he spoke German :love:):

Johannes Brahms: beautiful!

http://conservapedia.com/images/7/77...nes_Brahms.jpg

Heath Ledger: cute?

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...81-302-350.jpg http://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-co...er-3-thumb.jpg

Here are some more pictures of Brahms:

As a lad, I think, and then from the side when older:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-afBhc9-Whr...ahms_1853b.jpg http://sobs.org/chilocal/kameczura/s...rahmsage32.jpg

Another serious, arms-crossed picture of Brahms (he seems to have liked that pose):

http://withfriendship.com/images/c/1...nes-brahms.jpg

http://blog.lehighvalleylive.com/mus..._silversun.JPG

http://www.alexramon.com/images/phot...ups-03-600.jpg

I've always thought Brian Aubert from Silversun Pickups was pretty hot.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/50...per+Clarke.jpg

John Cooper Clarke. Would definitely be my type if I was gay or a straight woman.

Chet Baker was like the James Dean of jazz before the drugs effed up his chiselled looks:-

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/326487.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dsUqsHXiC_...vsky+young.jpg

Tchaikovsky

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...evin+Ayers.jpg

Kevin Ayers

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/sydbarrett460b.jpg

Syd Barret

No mention of Richard Marx? Women obviously liked his appearance (probably to the detriment of his rep as a musician).

But I'd go with Gavin Rossdale, yeah. Lol at Gabe Saporta. Unfortunately for me, I probably look more like Saporta, with a (not-buff) Marx body.

Dave Gilmour looked pretty good when young. What happened? :) Too much drugs and food, I guess. Jim Morrison (probably the 2nd best-looking male musician) was headed that way before he died - or he probably wouldn't be missed so much.

Mike Tramp (White Lion singer) was a "pretty boy" back in the day. And women loved George Michael before his sexuality was widely known.

Edit: it must have been Nick Lachey's looks, especially the muscles; his musical ability certainly isn't much.

(No, despite all that, I'm not gay.)

I decided to approach this analytically, in the non-controversial, easy areas:
Best-looking bassist: John Taylor (I'm spurred to edit this by video tribute blocks to Warrant. Jerry Dixon stands out. So does Mark Andes, of Heart, etc.)
Best-looking drummer: ("Dreamy") Larry Mullen, Jr. or Roger Taylor (Duran Duran's Roger Taylor also gets a shout-out.)
Best-looking bunch excluding the lead singer: Spandau Ballet
Best-looking keyboardist (more than occasional): Gregg Rolie (slim pickings there and an idea for a different thread)

Tchaikovsky
 

Tchaikovsky's picture was interesting to see, because I never knew or thought about how he looked before.

Although I don't think of him as "hot," he has pretty eyes, really, and a self-contained, calm appearance that makes me think he might have been a sensitive, unassuming, and perhaps even somewhat shy but passionate person.

More pictures of Tchaikovsky:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...ovsky--007.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ikovsky-11.jpg

Tchaikovsky's photos made me curious to learn more about his life (about which I knew nothing). I learned that he appears to have wrestled with trying to find fulfilling relationships as a gay man in a society that didn't view same-sex love as legitimate, although he accepted his homosexuality; he did feel great passion for some men in his life; he worked very hard as a composer; he died of cholera at quite a young age (53) and in distress. :(
^ There is great wisdom in that last quote of Tchaikovsky.

http://www.oxford-royale.co.uk/images/Brian+Cox.jpg

This man.

... is a bore and he used to play keyboards in a crappy dance band called D:ream in the 90's.

Not ONE but TWO excuses not to like him.

Let's be honest here...

http://lunar-circuitry.net/wordpress...009/04/dig.jpg http://www.prefixmag.com/site_media/...30x400_q85.jpg

http://ic.f.tsatic-cdn.net/787/660_340/94d98_787726.jpg

He might be a bit of a conceited twat and all, but you cannot deny Anton Newcombe looks good when he's sober.

Like a chubby Hugo Weaving

Brandon Flowers (nohomo)

Or Ezra from Vampire Weekend

I know that I'm really not into guys, and this fella's not really a musician...

But when I was watching Portlandia and saw Kyle MacLachlan on bass, my main thoughts were, "Jesus Christ, he is a handsome man."

http://i54.tinypic.com/nyu2k1.jpg

Aside from that, Conor Oberst is a lovely gentleman.

http://blog.showclix.com/wp-content/...nor-oberst.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...el_Nesmith.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...T/U1541433.jpg

"Turned onto the sunset like I've never been before. I listen for your footsteps, and your knock upon the door"

Sighh. :love:

Don't even start with the "The Monkees never played their own instruments" stuff. Mike is a very talented musician.