Music Banter - Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

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Originally Posted by tumorattitude (Post 839952)

c'mere, lets hug it out. We can be friends and start everything anew.
*stab*

*block*
*counter*

I love Madonna but her rap from her song "American Life" is pretty laughable:

I'm drinking a soy latte
I get a double shot-ay
It goes right through my body
And you know I'm satisfied

I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied

I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied

I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic s*** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied

etc. etc.

I think it was supposed to be ridiculous, but still.

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 839875)

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
(...)
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
(...)

And despite that (or maybe because of it), the song is f***ing catchy. :)

The band that was almost number one, they were told that Surfin' Bird would be the number one single on the next weeks Billboard unless something unheard of happened...some band from Liverpool came along and knocked them down to number four.

The Ramones version is better.

"Call me mister flinstone, I can make your bed rock"
- Bedrock

Any mind numbing R&B that's been releasing in the past 10 years.

Neyo and that lot need to DIAF.

Cliches are one of the foundations of country music, but when you start making confusing metaphors *out* of cliches ...
YouTube - Clint Black -Spend My Time

Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It

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Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!

Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
I can definitely drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook line.
You know what I've got actually the perfect one.

Baseline!
Put a donk on it.
Electro!
Put a donk on it.
Techno!
Put a donk on it.
Ayy, thats good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!
Baseline!
Put a donk on it.
Electro!
Put a donk on it.
Techno!
Put a donk on it.
Donk d-donk donk donk donk donk.

Covers goin' sick tonight,
I'm like superman without kryptonite,
phat as hell without cellulite,
and I look well sick in a U.V light,
speakin' of sick that's me on the mic,
and if you don't like it get on ya bike,
pack ya bags and get out my sight,
otherwise its left right left goodnight,

Mic controller,
lyric amova,
rhymes that im comin so quick like a soldier,
so ya better know my name is Cover,
if you wanna test me ya better not go there,
if you go there ya gonna get messed up,
and have a face on you like a broken clock,
as I'm comin' you better get runnin',
you better get gone or your gonna get done in.

I'm back, with professional status,
the greatest MC that's likely to make this,
take this mic and use it against yous,
other mc's just aint the same as,
this kids been livin the dream,
been glued to the mic since I was 13,
get in my way and you will start see,
what life is like on a life support machine...

I could continue with this song, but it has to be the most annoying lyrics I have ever come across.

That sounds like something off an SNL digital short.
And not the good ones.

Blur - Girls and Boys

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

*shudder*