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gunnels 04-14-2010 07:21 PM

^STDs
One of the best songs they've ever done imo. And I LOVE System.

Alfred 04-14-2010 07:28 PM

As much as I hate to say it, the song is really damn annoying.

Zaqarbal 04-14-2010 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xEMGx (Post 844892)
I'm going to list the worst lyrics if all time. This song actually made it pretty big. Here it is:

Chaccaron Maccaron - El Mudo ( If I'm correct Mudo means mute in Spanish)

(...)

Right. And some say the guy should be really mute:



He has also tortured many ears and minds with other songs, such as El gato volador ("The Flying Cat").

VEGANGELICA 07-15-2010 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seltzer (Post 850126)

And here's another pearl from Metallica:

Oh My lifestyle (Birth is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Life is Pain) that pushes to the other side!
My lifestyle (Death is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Its All The Same) that pushes to the other side!

Frantic tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

I've worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that i've made
Treading water full of worry
This frantic tick tick talk goes hurry

:laughing: "Frantic tick tick tick tick tock!" I've never listened to Metallica. Now I'm afraid to.

I hunted down this thread because yesterday I heard and was horrified for the first time by these lyrics...and even more horrified when I later looked up the song and found out it was a big global hit:

Quote:

"Don't Trust Me" - 3OH!3

T-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef,
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

I was shocked they used Hellen Keller like that in a song. It seems so extremely disrespectful. Although it is memorable. Maybe that's what they were going after. Apparently people really liked it, because:

Quote:

Don't Trust Me - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Don't Trust Me" became the band's breakout hit. It is their first top ten hit in the U.S, reaching #7 on the Billboard Hot 100 in its twenty-third week on the chart.[4] It has also been a huge success on U.S. Mainstream Top 40 radio, reaching number one there. It has gone top forty on the Canadian Hot 100 as well, at #6. "Don't Trust Me" has done particularly well in Oceania, where it has reached the top three in Australia, and the top ten in New Zealand. It has also reached #5 in Finland. On July 19, 2009 the single entered the UK singles charts at number 21. On April 26, 2010 "Don't Trust Me" re-entered the UK top 40 at position 22.[6]

Dayvan Cowboy 07-15-2010 02:36 PM

definitely !!!'s song "me and Giuliani down by the schoolyard (a true story)"
"everybody cut, and shake that butt!"
THOSE LYRICS ARE DEEP, MAAAAN!

usually the lyrics in my songs don't make any sense, though. *cough* Battles/Tyondai Braxton *cough*

Stone Birds 07-15-2010 02:40 PM

95% of mainstream rap

nolvorite 07-15-2010 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Birds (Post 900428)
95% of mainstream rap

now I remember.

Lil Wayne - Lollipop--
nice beat but horrible lyrics.
Quote:

But man I ain?t never seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me at a loss for words
I told her to back it up like burp burp
And make that ass jump like shczerp shczerp

Jedey 07-15-2010 07:42 PM

This little ditty from Pink Floyd is the worst thing ever written by anyone over the age of eight.

Bike


I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work

BTown 07-15-2010 07:50 PM

If I could write you a song,
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.

you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remember my name.
its probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.

you got your hot crowd,
shoes on your feet,
and you wear them around,
like they ain't ****.
but you don't know,
the way that you look,
when your steps
make
that
much
noise.

glastonelle 07-16-2010 03:32 AM

This Paramore song that I heard on the radio a while ago, called I Caught Myself.

Down to you
You're pushing and pulling me down to
But I don't know what I
Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself
I'm saying something that I should have never thought
Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself
I'm saying something that I should have never thought of you


You're pushing and pulling me down too
But I don't know what I want
No I don't know what I want


The guitar riffs pleasant enough but the verse just seems so juvenile. It stops midsentence and repeats itself and the bold is just horrible :(


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