Who would you stalk?
 

At the concert I went to this past weekend I met a lot of people who were following the band from concert to concert. And my reaction was, "so you're a groupie?" which they denied. But I was really surprised by people doing this. And my friend and I got to talking about which bands we would actually want to follow around show after show.
So, that's the question -If you could stalk any band (current or past) who would it be?

Falco, naturally

Girls Aloud. Oioi.

^ I wonder why :rolleyes:


I'd stalk Justice & deadmau5, they = unhealthy obsession.

I'm sure I'm not surprising anyone, but the young Kate Bush :love:

Preferably, I'd be a bit younger as well to get down to the, ehr, accepted age difference for copulation. Today she'd been on the young side as she was 19 when her debut came out I believe. For those of you who don't know the rule, it's :

(Your age / 2) + 7 .. and round down.

So if you're 23 years old, that would be :

Voila! If you're 23, you can have sex with someone down to 18 years of age but not younger. ;)

Lilys, the guy is a friggin genius and hilarious.

hahahaha i loooooove you're method. It's genius!!! :D

It works pretty well in most situations actually ;) There's a part I forgot to include, though, and that is that the rule has to apply to both partners. For example you could think a 1 year old could have sex with a 7 year old or older, but of course a 7 year old can't have sex with a 1 year old so that would be a no-go!

I just make the guy im seeing's curriculum! :eek::laughing:

I know a 25 year old guy whos having sex with a woman who must be about 55 now. She has a son older than him.

That to me screams

"WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG"

That would definetly be immoral as well since her lower age limit is 34!

Actually, it sounds kinda crazy. I hope for your friend's sake she's one seriously hot mama for a 55 year old :p: I've never hitched up with any cougars in my time as a single man, but I've met some that really scared me.

They have actually been together for a few years now. Do you really want to be in a relatonship where it is actually a possibility for the womans grown son to walk in on his mother having sex with a man even younger than he is?

Whether that actually happened or not I would rather not say...

^Plus, having a girlfriend over 50 is not exactly ideal if you ever want to have kids of your own!

I'm not gonna end up as some evolutionary dead end if I can prevent it. :p:

It's a total plus for her though :D

Haha, I knew there was some sort of code. Does that mean my upper limit is 29? I feel like I haven't reached that mark yet, good for me.

Although I have seen way too many older men with younger women, is there a reason some girls are attracted to 40+ years old guys? Because I know I'm not attracted to fifteen-year-olds, at least not ones I'm accustomed to being acquainted with.

Oh and as for me: Bilinda Butcher during the late 80s/early 90s. She was foxy then, still a babe today.

Explaining it in the light of human evolution is simple and can be summed up quite short like this. Older men have proven the quality of their genes by staying alive for so long and young women are generally more fertile, more healthy, more likely to have a healthy child and more likely to stay alive during those early year when the child is dependent on her. :)

So, old men and young girls for the win!

Interesting theory, I never imagined this was something that could be extrapolated to evolutionary psychology. I guess that explains why the average age of marriage was so old for men and so young for women in past centuries.

But as far as you ladies go, what's so attractive about gray hair and a slight paunch? Because I'm not looking forward to those years myself.

why not get your friend to talk to a counselor about his rather obvious Oedipus complex issues?

until then this ties in to both this current tangent and the actual thread topic...

^^ Hehe. Actually, there was once this guy was walking home with his woman and kind of exchanged words with a couple of guys on the way and it was looking like it was gonna break out in violence. The only reason it didnt is one of these guys called the other off because he thought he was walking home with his mother.

Elvis Presley. Absolutely love the man. Mmm. <3 I mean, if his music makes me this happy, I can only imagine how happy he'd make me.

Bobby Mcferrin... though I'd probably get bored of the same songs by the fifth show

I don't stalk, people stalk me! lol

Does he keep an ironing board by the side of the bed?

Well, maybe if he was alive!

^ Obviously. :p

Rob Flynn! Or Corey Taylor. I'd love to see them over, and over....and over... :P

I was thinking the very same thing....

Muse! Since they are so amazing live...