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hip hop bunny hop 05-18-2011 06:53 PM

dumbest musician deaths
 
There are plenty of musicians who have died as a result of such utter self-absorption, that it is - in a way - spectacular. That someone could actually be persistent enough to do something absolutely retarded on a regular basis.... and then meet with a really, really pathetic end - I think this makes for good conversation.


So, let's see:

GG Allin - for all his big talk about killing people, threats to commit suicide on stage, GG died with a needle in his arm like a selfish girl. LAME!

Bill Murcia - got so ****ed up on pills he was completely unresponsive. Dumbass girls who he was hanging out with then poured coffee down his throat, attempting to wake him up with a jolt of caffeine. I think this qualifies as death by horrible taste in women.

Big Pun - a disgusting, fat blob. He was so fat that a tribe of New Guinea cannibals could have subsisted off of his ass for weeks on end; and then survived the rest of the year on his gigantic gut. Dying from a heart attack before he hit age 30, at the mammoth weight of 698 pounds, there's a number of ways you could describe his death. Death by Cheeseburger. Mauled by tens of thousands of Bear Claws.

Seth Putnam - is such a ****ing loser he failed at killing himself. Dumbass.

Ian Stuart Donaldson - one of the most famous explicitly racist musicians of all time; yet, despite posing tough and having an extensive list of groups he outright hated, he died in a car crash like an old person.

Eazy-E - died from AIDs, sparking rumors that he was a closet homo.

Jimi Hendrix - this hippie choked to death on vomit. Worst, he didn't have the decency to make it entertaining by choking to death on someone else's vomit - he choked on his own in his sleep, lazy hippie bum.

Any others?

TockTockTock 05-18-2011 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop (Post 1055575)
Jimi Hendrix - this hippie choked to death on vomit. Worst, he didn't have the decency to make it entertaining by choking to death on someone else's vomit - he choked on his own in his sleep, lazy hippie bum.

Lazy? Do you realize how much work that man put into his music? Hendrix was brilliant, and he helped redefine the guitar let alone an entire genre of music. You should have more respect.

Insane Guest 05-18-2011 06:56 PM

He is just being a lame troll.

GuitarBizarre 05-18-2011 06:58 PM

This could not be more troll.

someonecompletelyrandom 05-18-2011 07:06 PM

The concept of this thread might have been fine but the OP is just trolling, I don't think it's worth keeping open.


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