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View Poll Results: Morrison v Godzilla
Morrison 4 40.00%
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Old 01-26-2014, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool Musical Deathmatch

Today, we're think-abouting "Who would win in a fight between Jim Morrison and Godzilla?"

Godzilla, as we all know is the fire-breathing, Tokyo smashing mega bitch-lizard, all well and good in a fight against the frankly outmatched Japanese armed forces, but will it be of any effect against the Mojo Risin' powers of Mr Morrison? Jim, a man with a more artistic temperament is less likely to be seen stomping through post-Hiroshima Japan and more likely to be seen exposing himself in Miami music halls.

I met earlier with Q. Masonry Gladstone, chairman of Musical Deathmatch Incorporated, who stated that this titanic bout is being exhibited in order to discover just who the Lizard King truly is and hopefully begin our series with a heck of a bang. He has also said that Morrison's current state (deceased) should be of no concern for the fans and the fight will go ahead as scheduled.

So that's Morrison vs Godzilla, tonight at 9 , don't miss it. It's going to get messy.
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Old 01-26-2014, 01:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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When Morrison gets done with godzilla, there will be blood on the streets up to your ankles
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Old 01-27-2014, 09:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well, Godzilla is an atomic-fire-breathing lizard the size of a skyscraper and Jim Morrison is a drunk. I'm gonna have to go with the G man on this one.
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I can picture Morrison singing, "Come on baby light my fire" and Godzilla will do just that. Burn, Jimmy, burn. The big G will be thinking, "People are strange" as he kicks Morrison on through to the other side.
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Old 01-27-2014, 03:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Morrison is a God who would find a way to kick Godzilla ass.
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Old 01-27-2014, 05:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well, Godzilla is an atomic-fire-breathing lizard the size of a skyscraper and Jim Morrison is a drunk. I'm gonna have to go with the G man on this one.



my money is on godzilla.


dude destroyed japan

morrison destroyed his liver
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Old 01-27-2014, 08:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I guarantee Godzilla was a better lyricist than Jim Morrison.
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