The WORST band names (metal, cd, Creed, Korn, Brazilian)

~~Sabgoat~~ · 01-15-2006, 03:18 PM

ABBA
all 4 one
crash test dummies
i mother earth
the doors
3 doors down
anatomy of a ghost
S club "7"

OMG there are so many more

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-15-2006, 03:18 PM

there was a poll on the radio a while ago , these are the 80 that got voted.....

1. Grab Grab The Haddock
2. Spandau Ballet
3. Crispy Ambulance
4. Dogs Die In Hot Cars
5. My Morning Jacket
6. Kajagoogoo
7. New Fast Automatic Daffodils
8. Johnny Hates Jazz
9. Men Without Hats
10. Box of Frogs
11. They Came From The Stars, I Saw Them
12. Hootie & The Blowfish
13. An Emotional Fish
14. Jimmy The Hoover
15. Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia
16. Limp Bizkit
17. Rock of Travolta
18. The The
19. Prefab Sprout
20. Puddle of Mudd
21. Bowling For Soup
22. A
23. Death By Milkfloat
24. Sixpence None The Richer
25. Take That
26. Wang Chung
27. Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
28. Haircut 100
29. Kitchen of Distinction
30. Jimmy Eat World
31. Ned's Atomic Dustbin
32. Flock of Seagulls
33. Sigue Sigue Sputnik
34. Tapau
35. That Petrol Emotion
36. The Music
37. Toploader
38. Menswear
39. Bran Van 3000
40. Curiosity Killed The Cat
41. Mental As Anything
42. Mad Capsule Markets
43. Mister Mister
44. Mull Historical Society
45. Oasis
46. Ocean Colour Scene
47. Scanty Sandwich
48. Shed 7
49. System of a Down
50. Soul Coughing
51. Living In A Box
52. Bee Gees
53. Blodwyn Pig
54. Dilated People
55. Cactus World News
56. Classix Nouveaux
57. Animals That Swim
58. Barenaked Ladies
59. A House
60. The Cooper Temple Clause
61. Balaam and The Angel
62. Collapsed Lung
63. Counting Crows
64. Derek & The Dominoes
65. Frankie Goes To Hollywood
66. It Bites
67. Narcotic Thrust
68. Shakatak
69. They Might Be Giants
70. The Frank & Walters
71. Hedgehoppers Anonymous
72. The Doors
73. The Jam
74. Moby Grape
75. Alien Ant Farm
76. Fields Of Nephilim
77. Gold Earring
78. Inspiral Carpets
79. Humans The Size Of Microphones
80. Kings of Convenience

Barnard17 · 01-15-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SabrinaMaher

S club "7"

Sh*t Club 7? I always thought it quite an accurate name myself ...

sleepy jack · 01-15-2006, 03:37 PM

There is a story behind blinks name....the 182 is a police code or whatever.
I think Bloodhound Gang is a pretty ghey name.
But hey, ghey name for a ghey band.

Dezzy · 01-15-2006, 03:49 PM

Simply Red - It's crap. All because Mick Hucknall's a ginger
The Ordinary Boys - It's just so...so.. ordinary!!
Swing out sister - This is a bad name because it might encourage female siblings to have group sex
Simon and Garfunkel - Geeze!! Talk of lack of imagination.
Art: Hey Paul what shall we call ourseves?
Paul: I dunno.
Art: I know, why don't we call our duo Simon and Garfunkel
Paul: Yeah! Great idea.
(knob heads)
Don't get me started on The Everly Brothers, The Walker Brothers, or The The........................

right-track · 01-15-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Simply Red - It's crap. All because Mick Hucknall's a ginger

That and he's a professional United fan.

In school his nickname was "Monkey Hucknall", for obvious reasons.

Bananarama.

Pansy! · 03-08-2006, 07:05 AM

Every Time I Die.

They`re my fav, but, shet. Every Time I Die? I HATE when that happens!

MURDER JUNKIE · 03-08-2006, 07:09 AM

Has anyone mentioned: Bronski Beat???

SaTaNsChIlD666 · 03-08-2006, 08:41 AM

basically almost any band with the name the in it.
the white stripes
the vines
the JV's
the starting line

the the the, what the ****.....is no one in some of these bands smart enough to use a "good" name.

some are good.

the jimi hendrix expierence
the black dahlia murder.

SaTaNsChIlD666 · 03-08-2006, 08:43 AM

alot of bands that start with "the" is pretty ****in lame.

the white stripes
the vines
the JV's
the beatles
the starting line

the the the the the....WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

01-15-2006, 03:18 PM	#32 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	there was a poll on the radio a while ago , these are the 80 that got voted..... 1. Grab Grab The Haddock 2. Spandau Ballet 3. Crispy Ambulance 4. Dogs Die In Hot Cars 5. My Morning Jacket 6. Kajagoogoo 7. New Fast Automatic Daffodils 8. Johnny Hates Jazz 9. Men Without Hats 10. Box of Frogs 11. They Came From The Stars, I Saw Them 12. Hootie & The Blowfish 13. An Emotional Fish 14. Jimmy The Hoover 15. Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia 16. Limp Bizkit 17. Rock of Travolta 18. The The 19. Prefab Sprout 20. Puddle of Mudd 21. Bowling For Soup 22. A 23. Death By Milkfloat 24. Sixpence None The Richer 25. Take That 26. Wang Chung 27. Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark 28. Haircut 100 29. Kitchen of Distinction 30. Jimmy Eat World 31. Ned's Atomic Dustbin 32. Flock of Seagulls 33. Sigue Sigue Sputnik 34. Tapau 35. That Petrol Emotion 36. The Music 37. Toploader 38. Menswear 39. Bran Van 3000 40. Curiosity Killed The Cat 41. Mental As Anything 42. Mad Capsule Markets 43. Mister Mister 44. Mull Historical Society 45. Oasis 46. Ocean Colour Scene 47. Scanty Sandwich 48. Shed 7 49. System of a Down 50. Soul Coughing 51. Living In A Box 52. Bee Gees 53. Blodwyn Pig 54. Dilated People 55. Cactus World News 56. Classix Nouveaux 57. Animals That Swim 58. Barenaked Ladies 59. A House 60. The Cooper Temple Clause 61. Balaam and The Angel 62. Collapsed Lung 63. Counting Crows 64. Derek & The Dominoes 65. Frankie Goes To Hollywood 66. It Bites 67. Narcotic Thrust 68. Shakatak 69. They Might Be Giants 70. The Frank & Walters 71. Hedgehoppers Anonymous 72. The Doors 73. The Jam 74. Moby Grape 75. Alien Ant Farm 76. Fields Of Nephilim 77. Gold Earring 78. Inspiral Carpets 79. Humans The Size Of Microphones 80. Kings of Convenience __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

03-08-2006, 07:05 AM	#37 (permalink)
Pansy! Like Friend like Lover! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a house... Posts: 34	Every Time I Die. They`re my fav, but, shet. Every Time I Die? I HATE when that happens! __________________ It breaks my heart. We’ve applied mascara to the radio, But that’s just a quick fix and we need a little more. Does it matter to you at all? Are you listening? Or have you tuned out? Get by. Get gone. Get high. Get wronged.

03-08-2006, 08:41 AM	#39 (permalink)
SaTaNsChIlD666 IM COMING FOR YOU! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: bottomless pit of self mutilation Posts: 269	basically almost any band with the name the in it. the white stripes the vines the JV's the starting line the the the, what the ****.....is no one in some of these bands smart enough to use a "good" name. some are good. the jimi hendrix expierence the black dahlia murder. __________________ I'm a monster so don't walk my way. I'll drag you down & suck you dry. Don't laugh at my jokes- the punchline is murder. Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a chokehold. I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see. Believe everything you've ever heard about me- suck it up. I will not lie about what I have done, I will not lie about what I will do to you, the sweat of my exertion is pure poison, I'm hell..---Lamb of God

03-08-2006, 08:43 AM	#40 (permalink)
SaTaNsChIlD666 IM COMING FOR YOU! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: bottomless pit of self mutilation Posts: 269	alot of bands that start with "the" is pretty ****in lame. the white stripes the vines the JV's the beatles the starting line the the the the the....WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? __________________ I'm a monster so don't walk my way. I'll drag you down & suck you dry. Don't laugh at my jokes- the punchline is murder. Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a chokehold. I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see. Believe everything you've ever heard about me- suck it up. I will not lie about what I have done, I will not lie about what I will do to you, the sweat of my exertion is pure poison, I'm hell..---Lamb of God

01-15-2006, 03:18 PM	#31 (permalink)
~~Sabgoat~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 303	ABBA all 4 one crash test dummies i mother earth the doors 3 doors down anatomy of a ghost S club "7" OMG there are so many more

01-15-2006, 03:49 PM	#35 (permalink)
Dezzy Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Manchester (southside) Posts: 149	Simply Red - It's crap. All because Mick Hucknall's a ginger The Ordinary Boys - It's just so...so.. ordinary!! Swing out sister - This is a bad name because it might encourage female siblings to have group sex Simon and Garfunkel - Geeze!! Talk of lack of imagination. Art: Hey Paul what shall we call ourseves? Paul: I dunno. Art: I know, why don't we call our duo Simon and Garfunkel Paul: Yeah! Great idea. (knob heads) Don't get me started on The Everly Brothers, The Walker Brothers, or The The........................

03-08-2006, 07:09 AM	#38 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Has anyone mentioned: Bronski Beat???