Music that makes your willy stiff?
 

I don't know.. Could be a personal meaning, or just downright lust? Police Station by the RHCP makes my boner hard as a rock. I wish more kids would appreciate such art. What about you?

I don't know.. That riff is just so evocative.. It's the perfect blend of despondency and the finest wine in a commercial form.

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Absolutely agree.

Frank Ocean. Channel Orange.

****, beat me to it (hehe).

Tbh I get this too on jazz tracks with great drums. See Peter Brötzmann Octet's Machine Gun, Sonny Sharrock's Promises Kept, and John Coltrane's Ascension.

"Ohhhhhhhh I bet you're wondering how I knew"

Insta-boners.

This song makes me want to bang. I could listen to that riffing for five hours straight I think.

This thread is sexist. Women don't have willies. Are you saying they don't get turned on by music too? :rofl: :shycouch:

"Songs that stir your loins?" perhaps? :laughing:

Women do have willies. I have been reliably informed by several of our female members.

My willy is stiff all day, everyday. I bought it that way.

^this

Iron maiden makes my willy stiff as fu*k<3

Mmmbop. Obviously.

:rofl:

it's not the message, it's the tone of the message and the sweet guitar licks that i like.

That guitar solo is so fluid, Billy's guitar is my fav thing about that performance.

I didn't know about her health until mentioned it but apparently she was diagnosed with Multiple sclerosis which is gonna affect her already dying career so maybe that's why she had that estate sale?

to be honest with you i don't really follow their career i just like a couple of songs from them.

are you a fan of them?

More that make my willy stiff... Day Seven: Hope and Day Ten: Memories by Ayreon. Those songs just bring to mind all the awesome times I've had with friends, the joy of youth and letting it live forever in your heart, the perseverence of happiness in life despite age or boundaries.

Just so ****ing feel-good beautiful. Seriously bring tears to my eyes sometimes. They might not be the most impressive songs in the discography in terms of pure musical accomplishment but ****, are they poignant.

Riffs that give you a stiff member?
 

Could be hard to conceal in work? But police station by RHCP makes my willy grow exponentially. How about you?