Fake Mainstream Examples of music S-hit that's ruining music...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-26-2014, 09:50 AM

You know I'm really fed up of all these boring and generic independent and underground bands making boring and generic music.
It's obvious these bands wish they were proper mainstream bands with proper mainstream talent and budgets but because they are so poor and they sell nothing they slum it on indie labels taking up space from real bands who could be on there instead.

I mean seriously who wants to hear some bearded cunt with an acoustic guitar mumbling about his ex girlfriend for an hour.

Or a bunch of rich college kids spending a fortune trying to get their album to sound as lo-fi as possible before splitting up after one album because daddy wants them to get a proper job.

Or that band of four non entities with haircuts calling themselves The "insert name of bland everyday object here." who just rip off the Smiths.

Or the generic imitation band once signed to a major label and offered nothing remotely original but sold millions with their first album before being dropped after their 2nd album flopped because nobody was interesting in the genre bandwagon they jumped on anymore and who are signed by an independent hoping to tempt some of those millions that band sold before, to no avail.

Fuck non mainstream music. At least with mainstream music you get to hear it on the radio before you waste 45 - 60 mins of your life listening to a full album.

kriswright · 10-26-2014, 09:54 AM

It's not hard, people. Just listen to what I tell you to listen to and there'll be no problems.

Pet_Sounds · 10-26-2014, 09:56 AM

CoNtrivedNiHilism · 10-26-2014, 10:08 AM

Larehip will have fun with this one.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-26-2014, 10:10 AM

No he won't.
He never posts in threads other than his own.

Pet_Sounds · 10-26-2014, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

No he won't.
He never posts in threads other than his own.

Now that you mention it, I can't say I've ever noticed it.

CoNtrivedNiHilism · 10-26-2014, 10:15 AM

But this is clearly making fun of his. So I assumed this thread would serve as a way to lure him here so we can have some laughs.

Isbjørn · 10-26-2014, 10:17 AM

CoNtrivedNiHilism · 10-26-2014, 10:18 AM

Oh, hey Briks. Meant to say how awesome I think your highly endangered James Hetfield Bear is.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-26-2014, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoNtrivedNiHilism

But this is clearly making fun of his. So I assumed this thread would serve as a way to lure him here so we can have some laughs.

Nahh he's busy writing a 50,000 word thesis on how pre-war Zionist masonic orangutans influenced the skiffle movement.

10-26-2014, 09:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Fake Mainstream Examples of music S-hit that's ruining music... You know I'm really fed up of all these boring and generic independent and underground bands making boring and generic music. It's obvious these bands wish they were proper mainstream bands with proper mainstream talent and budgets but because they are so poor and they sell nothing they slum it on indie labels taking up space from real bands who could be on there instead. I mean seriously who wants to hear some bearded cunt with an acoustic guitar mumbling about his ex girlfriend for an hour. Or a bunch of rich college kids spending a fortune trying to get their album to sound as lo-fi as possible before splitting up after one album because daddy wants them to get a proper job. Or that band of four non entities with haircuts calling themselves The "insert name of bland everyday object here." who just rip off the Smiths. Or the generic imitation band once signed to a major label and offered nothing remotely original but sold millions with their first album before being dropped after their 2nd album flopped because nobody was interesting in the genre bandwagon they jumped on anymore and who are signed by an independent hoping to tempt some of those millions that band sold before, to no avail. Fuck non mainstream music. At least with mainstream music you get to hear it on the radio before you waste 45 - 60 mins of your life listening to a full album. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

10-26-2014, 09:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	__________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

10-26-2014, 10:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	No he won't. He never posts in threads other than his own. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

10-26-2014, 10:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	__________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

10-26-2014, 09:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
kriswright Groupie Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 33	It's not hard, people. Just listen to what I tell you to listen to and there'll be no problems.

10-26-2014, 10:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
CoNtrivedNiHilism Because I Am, I Can! Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,128	Larehip will have fun with this one.

10-26-2014, 10:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
CoNtrivedNiHilism Because I Am, I Can! Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,128	But this is clearly making fun of his. So I assumed this thread would serve as a way to lure him here so we can have some laughs.

10-26-2014, 10:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
CoNtrivedNiHilism Because I Am, I Can! Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,128	Oh, hey Briks. Meant to say how awesome I think your highly endangered James Hetfield Bear is.