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The Batlord 12-08-2014 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Zer0 (Post 1520037)
It depends on what country you're in.

Too fuckin' right, mate.

DeadChannel 12-08-2014 04:21 PM

Wait, what? Why?

Zer0 12-08-2014 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1520048)
Wait, what? Why?

It's acceptable to swear in some countries but not in others.

The Batlord 12-08-2014 04:40 PM

I hear you'll get arrested in Saudi Arabia for posting in the "Snog, Shag, Marry, or Avoid" thread.

Stephen 12-08-2014 04:54 PM

5 pages and no Sleepytime Gorilla Museum?

DeadChannel 12-08-2014 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Zer0 (Post 1520051)
It's acceptable to swear in some countries but not in others.

Alrighty then.
I guess us canadians are supposed to be super polite all the time, right?

Pet_Sounds 12-08-2014 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1520061)
Alrighty then.
I guess us canadians are supposed to be super polite all the time, right?

Eh?

DeadChannel 12-08-2014 05:42 PM

Eh.

Frownland 12-08-2014 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1520061)
Alrighty then.
I guess us canadians are supposed to be super polite all the time, right?

Just quote someone's fucking post and you'll figure it out.

Charlemagne 12-08-2014 05:47 PM

You can also just put a [color=black] tag on a letter in the middle of the word that'll be censored.

I'll throw mine in.

The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die (I love this band, but even I know the name is basically just there to be a pain in the ass to say)

The Birds Are Spies They Report To The Trees (It's kinda poetic, but only if you are high)

and my winner for most confusing/stupid band name

Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate) - A Parenthetical that doesn't mean anything added to a pretty solid bad name just makes it confusing and weird for the sake of confusing and weird.

Pet_Sounds 12-08-2014 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1520072)
Eh.

Sorry.

DeadChannel 12-08-2014 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1520074)
Just quote someone's fucking post and you'll figure it out.

Ahhhhh, excellent.

James 12-08-2014 06:22 PM

Silver Jews is a strange one. They're not even Jewish.
Archers of Loaf sounds tacky but they're actually a great band.

Ninetales 12-08-2014 06:39 PM

if your band name has more than 3 words or has the "adjective-noun(s)" format, youre bad and should relinquish your naming rights immediately.

or even worse if youre name is some unpronounceable garbage or symbols. alt-j and !!!, go fuck yourselves

Mondo Bungle 12-08-2014 06:44 PM

^You seem like you'd be a fan of ██████ though.

Ninetales 12-08-2014 07:01 PM

I know I recognize the name and I can picture the album cover but I cant remember more than that tbh. its noise isn't it? (but yes I think its a horrible and stupid band name)

Mondo Bungle 12-08-2014 07:03 PM

It's some hipster post-black metal


Ninetales 12-08-2014 10:24 PM

right ya that's the cover I remember. forgot what it sounded like and I can kinda see why. It's not bad but doesn't seem that memorable.

Janszoon 12-09-2014 05:46 AM

Subcategory, bands that are hard to google:
  • !!!
  • The The
  • Download

James 12-09-2014 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1520204)
Subcategory, bands that are hard to google:
  • !!!
  • The The
  • Download

Why?

Josef K 12-09-2014 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1520094)
Silver Jews is a strange one. They're not even Jewish.
Archers of Loaf sounds tacky but they're actually a great band.

I'm pretty sure David Berman is an MOT - his name is David Berman, after all.

Lisnaholic 12-09-2014 04:06 PM

As someone has already mentioned, band names that are sentences are very annoying for some reason, but I have no problem with names that don´t mean anything. After all, a name doesn´t really have an obligation to mean anything; what does Beyoncé mean, or Wayne, or Hertz? They´re just names.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1520204)
Subcategory, bands that are hard to google:
  • !!!
  • The The
  • Download

^ Janszoon has beaten me to it with this observation. Some bands chose a name that is just swamped with links when you try to search for them. Two examples are the German bands Vox and Can, although to be fair they chose their names before web searching was commonplace.
Other bands, though, shoot themselves in the foot right from the start by choosing a name which is difficult to spell or pronounce. Step forward OFGKTA, the band that Machine mentioned, and Lynerd Skynerd.

Mondo Bungle 12-09-2014 04:30 PM

It's pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd

Chula Vista 12-09-2014 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1520418)
It's pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd

Leonard Skinner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Zhanteimi 12-09-2014 04:56 PM

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead

^ridiculous

Lisnaholic 12-09-2014 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1520418)
It's pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd

HaHa ! Thanks for that clarification, Mondo!

On the same topic, has anyone else noticed that for some reason foreign bands often have foreign-looking names? I recently came across Yggdrasil and Druhá Tráva; I mean, how inconsiderate is that?

DeadChannel 12-09-2014 06:46 PM

Butthole surfers...

DriveYourCarDownToTheSea 12-09-2014 07:06 PM

The 1975. Because their music sounds like from 1985.

Machine 12-09-2014 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1520405)
As someone has already mentioned, band names that are sentences are very annoying for some reason, but I have no problem with names that don´t mean anything. After all, a name doesn´t really have an obligation to mean anything; what does Beyoncé mean, or Wayne, or Hertz? They´re just names.



^ Janszoon has beaten me to it with this observation. Some bands chose a name that is just swamped with links when you try to search for them. Two examples are the German bands Vox and Can, although to be fair they chose their names before web searching was commonplace.
Other bands, though, shoot themselves in the foot right from the start by choosing a name which is difficult to spell or pronounce. Step forward OFGKTA, the band that Machine mentioned, and Lynerd Skynerd.

OFWGKTA can be really confusing because they go by that, Wolf Gang, Odd Future, OF, Golf Wang, Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, and Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All Don't Give A ****. So it gets really muddled sometimes.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-09-2014 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1520204)
Subcategory, bands that are hard to google:
  • !!!
  • The The
  • Download

Adult.

GuD 12-09-2014 08:41 PM

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart always annoyed me with their stupid long ass name.

Dylstew 12-10-2014 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1519287)
Adolph Hitler's Nipples is already taken. ****. I was going to call my next side project that.

Why not go for ''Adolf Hitler's left nipple and the chest hairs''


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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1520405)
As someone has already mentioned, band names that are sentences are very annoying for some reason, but I have no problem with names that don´t mean anything. After all, a name doesn´t really have an obligation to mean anything; what does Beyoncé mean, or Wayne, or Hertz? They´re just names.



^ Janszoon has beaten me to it with this observation. Some bands chose a name that is just swamped with links when you try to search for them. Two examples are the German bands Vox and Can, although to be fair they chose their names before web searching was commonplace.
Other bands, though, shoot themselves in the foot right from the start by choosing a name which is difficult to spell or pronounce. Step forward OFGKTA, the band that Machine mentioned, and Lynerd Skynerd.

Heh, I had the same problem looking up Can a while ago.

Also, the Flaming Tsunamis is pretty ridiculous.

CharlesDillon 12-10-2014 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1519277)
I think they have a fairly literal name actually. Rather than being an actual band".

Yeah, exactly. Like Helmet, James, Kansas, Say Anything, Boys Like Girls, Muse.

The Batlord 12-10-2014 04:43 AM

Or you could always look up "can band".

Dylstew 12-10-2014 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1520741)
Or you could always look up "can band".

I know, I realised that later.
I'm surprised ''The Band'' is actually one of the first things to come up when you type in the band.

Lisnaholic 12-10-2014 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1520517)
OFWGKTA can be really confusing because they go by that, Wolf Gang, Odd Future, OF, Golf Wang, Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, and Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All Don't Give A ****. So it gets really muddled sometimes.

^ Wow! If this thread is about commercially disastrous band names, I think you´ve picked the winner !

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1520742)
I'm surprised ''The Band'' is actually one of the first things to come up when you type in the band.

^ :laughing: Yeah, who would´ve expected that ?

Is Hitler´s Nipples really a band ? Can´t think of any examples off-hand, but any band name that is likely to offend is a big mistake in my opinion. Dead Babies, Dead Kennedys; names like that are guaranteed to alienate some people, though, thinking about it, paradoxically they may attract quite an audience too.

The Batlord 12-10-2014 07:06 AM

Let's not forget Godspeed You! Black Emperor. There's no way whatever that might mean can be creative enough to make up for how absurd a name that is.

James 12-10-2014 07:23 AM

Dead Kennedys is one of my favourite band names.

Isbjørn 12-10-2014 07:54 AM

Kairon; IRSE!
The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate)

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1519276)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1519259)
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism In Your Yearbook

Sounds like something Briks would do.

:)

Ninetales 12-10-2014 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1520772)
Let's not forget Godspeed You! Black Emperor. There's no way whatever that might mean can be creative enough to make up for how absurd a name that is.

post-rock in general is filled with awful awful names


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