This one time I was listening to a playlist.

I'm adding the following situation to my bucket list.

Get super drunk and start singing a dramatic version of this song to the most Catholic person I know.

YOU GOT A NICE WHITE DRESS AND A PARTY ON YOUR CONFIRMATION
YOU GOTTA BRAND NEW SOUL AND A CROSS'AH GOLD
WELL VIRGINIA THEY DIDN'T GIVE YOU QUITE ENOUGH INFORMATION
YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON ME
YOU WERE COUNTING ON YOUR ROSARY
OH OH OHO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Then slap them in the face with a Bible and get my ass arrested.

Do you ever hear music in your head?
You know, like when there's none playing.

One time I was listening to music, and this guy I know bodychecks me as a joke

Headphones still on, I fly through the air, completely ****ing disoriented.
I was pissed
It was like a Quentin Tarantino movie.

You lost me there, though I'm just a guy who listens to full albums about 95% of the time.

^same here. Full albums speak to me more than playlists.

^ I agree. I do have a folk playlist though I've been building.

One time I started masturbating to a Wolves In Sheepskin song and the guitarist told me to quit wanking and start playing.

That awkward moment when you take a sh*t while listening to the first Dillinger Escape Plan album.

... taking a shit.
... "escape plan".
... or maybe it was more of an emergency evacuation?