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Old 01-12-2021, 08:20 PM   #81 (permalink)
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****ing juggalos. You're why Vanilla Ice can still afford Subway.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-12-2021, 08:20 PM   #82 (permalink)
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****ing juggalos.
How do they work?

They don't they're all unemployed jerks.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-12-2021, 08:23 PM   #83 (permalink)
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At least he's got a job. He's not a dumb punch.
He works for himself scratchin' his nuts.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-13-2021, 01:06 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Of course. Take the guitar riffs. This little ditty has a solid riff that was rightly influential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA
Nice, but compare that with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdDiyytHlM
You notice how the riffs sound like a motorcycle speeding through a school zone? Cream should really work on that.
This song also brings up another important place where Manowar excel and Cream are sorely lacking. Note these lyrics:
"We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd"
Or from another masterpiece we have:
"Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers, leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOEPK-6hfg
As you can see Manowar have a strict no wimps policy, which I feel is important both musically and politically. I'm not saying we should throw wimps in camps but if the badass race is to survive and thrive we need to ask ourselves the consequences of miscegenation. Cream's silence on this issue warrants potential criminal charges in my opinion.
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Lastly I'll just point out that Cream don't look anywhere near as bitchin' slathered in baby oil.
Spoiler for too much manliness for some:
Emmmmm no, I'm sorry but NO ONE was better looking than the 60s Clapton (except Robert Plant, of course):
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Old 01-13-2021, 04:20 AM   #85 (permalink)
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That is one bland man.
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That is one bland man.
What do you mean?
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He looks like a turkey sandwich with nothing on it, just meat and bread.
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He looks like a turkey sandwich with nothing on it, just meat and bread.
Well, I'm not gonna discuss about that, I've been a Clapton fangirl my whole life...
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Old 01-13-2021, 04:38 AM   #89 (permalink)
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He's also just as pasty white as a turkey sandwich. Do not stare directly into Clapton unless you poke a hole in some black construction paper.
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He's also just as pasty white as a turkey sandwich. Do not stare directly into Clapton unless you poke a hole in some black construction paper.
Oh my God, I'm just gonna pretend I haven't read that! I even feel miserable for voting Page instead of Clapton in a poll that I had opened!

But I'm not gonna turn this into a Clapton's fangirls thread.
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