I must hear your Ke$ha story.

Last spring one of my girlfriends was really into her, and I didn't care what was playing so I let her spin Warrior. It's not awful music but it's not very memorable either. That's all.

You say as the chorus to "Die Young" invades your brain for the millionth time in the last twelve months.

I don't think you know what memorable means.

Can you remember it after an arbitrary set amount of time? Bam. Memorable.

Oh so you do know what it means. Your assumption that I remember what it sounds like is still false.

And I think you're just afraid that admitting to liking Ke$ha would mean you'd have to shave off your hipster-stache.

I don't know how much I'll like Warrior. Probably less than the Electric kind but probably more than the Scandal-ous kind.

U C wut I did dere?

I think that you're just confused that my music taste is decided by my ears and not my penis. All I remember about it is that it wasn't deplorable. That close enough to liking for you?

Electric Warrior? Yes. The other one? Not so much.

ftfy