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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1629107)

You mean Bon Jovi self-plagiarizes and has no real creativity?

And why do you keep saying "are" when referring to Bon Jovi, as if they're a real band. Bon Jovi is.

The fact that any of the tracks off of a Bon Jovi album are highlighted blue are rather obvious signs that TH doesn't know what the hell he's talking about when it comes to music.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1629109)

The fact that any of the tracks off of a Bon Jovi album are highlighted blue are rather obvious signs that TH doesn't know what the hell he's talking about when it comes to music.

My fingers are in my ears. You cannot hurt me. Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean...

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1629114)

My fingers are in my ears.

Braver men than you could not even get through a Bon Jovi album like this. You are truly courageous, my friend.

I would also argue that the album had a better cover than most of the other ones you posted.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1628990)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ings_album.jpg

i cant stop staring at this and i dont know why

i think its the little man getting crushed that does it for me although that ring is a close second

Also, "Europe" is 1/8th of the most half assed attempt at a band name I've ever seen. That averages out to about a 1/16th assed attempt.

oh man didnt even notice the ring has the trident "E" from Europe in it.

also that bishop on the right is so tiny

the cover that keeps on giving

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1629109)

The fact that any of the tracks off of a Bon Jovi album are highlighted blue are rather obvious signs that TH doesn't know what the hell he's talking about when it comes to music.

It's a weird review because the write-ups for the green tracks don't really seem that positive other than track 3. Honestly it kind of seems like most of the songs could be shifted down one color - it's a 3/10 review but he ends up mostly loving it, which doesn't make a ton of sense. So I'd disagree that he doesn't know what he's talking about, but I'd agree that not many of these seem like they should be as positive as he rates them (and that the album is probably like a 1/10 at best).

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Originally Posted by Josef K (Post 1629900)

Nah, see I'm a Bon Jovi fanboy so I'll pretty much listen to anything of theirs. The major fault with my system is that it can only be Green (Love) Red (Hate) or White (meh). If something is Meh then it either means I didn't think that much of it, or I haven't made up my mind. Or also, it didn't impress me enough to love or hate it. Most of the tracks here, even if they're not great, are not, to me, bad enough to get a Meh so they have to get a Love. I suppose ideally I should have a Like or Alright rating too, but then it gets too complicated.

I'd agree the album is very poor though, but I did find two tracks I really loved, so there.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1629911)

I'm a Bon Jovi fanboy