Misheard Lyrics
 

.. what are yours?
shoot

ok, just pretend you get all the lyrics right...

Well in the used im a fake i thought it was going

"Just look at me look at me now im a bitch im a bitch im a bitch etc.."

When its "just look at me look at me now im a fake im a fake etc.."

in the ramones blitzkrieg bop i thought it say

" I O lets go"
but its
"hey ho lets go..."

Thats all i can think of :/

^ I thought that about blitzkrieg bop too. Untill i saw a T-shirt.

oh, and Cute without the e, for aaaggeesss i couldnt work out what the first line was, untill my friend typed it, 'Your lipstick, his collar' i thought it was '*dunno the word* is calling....' gah. lame. but yeah. Theres probably more...just can't think of them at the moment.

I remember there was this Cred song on the radio that I still think has the lyric "don't say ass breath because...".

I have no idea what the name of the song is, or what the actual lyric is, but I remember my boss saying "i don't think thats a lyric in any song"

haha, also there was this programme called Joshua Jones or something when i was little. I thought it said:

'Joshua Jones....making love where ever he goes' but i kinda doubt it said that....

Once I saw a damn f***ing pants live-performance of a metal band (don't ask me why...doing a favour to a friend), I can't even remember their bandname (ALL I remember is that I first took the leadsinger for a girl cuz of his long, smooth hair and the vast number of make-up...)...
Well anyway, at a particular point the singer brawled (at least one minute long): RAY CHARLES RAY CHARLES RAY CHARLES!!!
This was what I understood, anyway... And I got quite a lot confused, cuz even the worst metal band ever couldn't be up to such senseless lyrics...

Their real lyrics were: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

the one that pops into my head that i just recently learned the actual lyrics to is sum 41-no brains (yes here i am talking about sum 41 again, add that to the list). theres this one part where he's singing in the background and for the life of me i could not figure out what it said. the way i said it was:

"*something something something* more than
i am hepped myself before"

when it really is:

"i cant help you anymore than
i have helped myself before"

dont ask me how i got "hepped" instead of "helped".

I thought the song, Swing Swing from the All-American Rejects went like this:

"Swing swing from the table tops my heart is crushed by a form of love."

When really it goes: "Swing swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love."

This was back when i was a retard....

mine is kinda...... well........ stupid, embarrassingly stupid

i thought it said "wake up to all that's left", but it actually said "a ghost is all that's left"
(Thrice, "All that's left")

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