This is an award. You will receive it.

Bitch.

It's actually an award. Who got it last year? Batty maybe? Anyway, you have it on lock this year m8.

This thread has derailed as such to everything I'd ever ask with a thread in my honor.

I agree, this thread is your whole MB career summarized.

+1

Every Time I refresh this thread there are two more pages. I haven't even posted a single review yet.

Disregard that last post. I thought inane ment something else.

God you're dumb.

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I'm still working on your levels. I have a ways to go, but I'll get there.

First up is some post-rock band I have not been actively avoiding simply because I actively avoid the genre as a whole, so individual bands don't generally receive my knee-jerk disdain (not gonna pretend that Slint isn't awesome though).


1. Wasn't expecting lame synthesizer **** starting this off, but I was still expecting lame ****, so I'm still in the right ballpark. Oh, and there are, like, guitars and **** too, but who the **** cares?

So is this a four-minute intro or is this just the album? This sounds like adult contemporary for douchey twenty-somethings. Oh wait, the lame synthesizer just got louder... still boring. And now it's quiet and still boring.

Song ends. What was the point?

2. **** me this is just what the album sounds like, isn't it? ****ING ISN'T IT?!?!?! I'm not saying I need vocals in my music, but something to distract from this tedious crapsack would be nice. Of course the singer would probably just be some vapid, effete, indie twat almost-whispering cause almost-whispering is as (faux)vulnerable as generic acoustic guitar bull****.

Why did I just go on about lame vocals while reviewing an album that doesn't seem to have any vocals of any kind? Cause it was more entertaining than listening to this boring ****. Nothing is happening that anyone with a pair of functioning testicles/brain cells would care about. It's just elevator music for the clueless.

3. I'll take my music player's word for it and assume this is the next song, but honestly who the **** can tell? And I'm not even ten minutes into this lady urine puddle of an album. ****.

Is this **** still on? I went to go make fun of people on the forum and I figured the song would be over by then. The turds are too damn long.

4. Oh good, this song sounds even more boring than all the other ones. Abso-****ing-lutely goshdarn fantabulous.

I'm honestly trying to kinda listen to this, but I'm doing other **** and this is nothing more than background muzak. I feel like I'd need to be high to trick myself into thinking this wasn't ****, but I'd never waste a good high when I could explore jazz or Brian Eno or Ufomammut instead (Ufomammut is in my spellcheck!).

Oh wait, is that a vaguely lively drum beat? I guess. Literally the best thing on this album yet and it's still pretty dull.

5. Oh ****, I'm almost halfway through this pointless garbage. I feel like I should be making more hateful remarks with unnecessarily vulgar language, but who the **** cares about trying with this ****? I hope this album blows its brains out and gets necro-****ed by an AIDS-riddled hobo while a crackwhore fingers her asshole and licks her fingers.

6. Alright, so there's like a... pulsing... beat... of... ****tiness... that's actually not as ****ty as most of the **** that's been ****ty so far. Still don't care though.

And of course it's a six-minute song. **** this ****.

Is this still the same song? Yup. **** this ****.

7. HOLY ****ING **** AN ACTUAL SHORT SONG BUT IT STILL SUCKS AND IS BORING AS ALL ****!!!

8. SEVEN ****ING MINUTES!!!

http://media1.giphy.com/media/LiTTNQx8gGlrO/giphy.gif

http://rs181.pbsrc.com/albums/x7/dem...hface.gif~c200

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http://i.imgur.com/xXLR418.gif

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Thank you.

9. When was the last time I actually tried describing this album? Oh well, but if you ever are unfortunate enough to buy this ****-faced assturd...

http://i.imgur.com/T4x2IAX.jpg

Six ****ing pages and not a word about how A Moon Shaped Pool sucks.

Because it's great?

Batlord has made it known that he's a pretty big Radiohead fan in the past. I'm sure that extends to AMSP.

Haven't heard it yet, but I'll try to hate it.

So what Nightwish album does Ki like best? Haven't heard a Nightwish album I'd enjoy listening to for more than a couple songs, so any one will do.

Just did a review for my journal. Go approve it.

Apparently all I have to do to have a thread take the **** off is make one bashing Ki. Remember that, folks. Hating Ki results in hella mad dividends.

Wait, the Pink Floyd album? HELL ****ING YEAH I WANNA HATE ON PINK FLOYD!!!

Hating Ki is something everybody can agree on.

Again, actively listening to the music I like is somehow bashing me? In what way is that bashing?

It says that you have dumpster value taste.

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But seriously, I'm not reviewing all the Nightwish albums, so pick one, Ki.

Considering the thread was made my a member that praises Manowar, I really don't know how to take this statement.

I'll let you choose.

Even Manowar fans think you have ****ty taste.

No. I have no idea what albums by them you like most, and I don't want to torture myself only to see you say, "Yeah, that's not really my fav album by them either."

Imaginaerum.

Even the name brings cringe. And do you really like that Pink Floyd album, The Endless River?

Enjoy.

Manowar ****ing rule.

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When you need approval from qwerty about whether or not a band is in good taste, you know you've hit a new low.

Qwertyy tastes the best.

I only drink Qwerty.

I only fuck Qwerty. Cause he's the only one who'll let me.

:)

It took eight whole pages for this thread to turn homoerotic? I'm impressed at everyone's restraint. :clap:

Don't worry, Bat would **** you too if you'd let him.

It wasn't easy, but we did it.