I'd feel like a sleazeball if I was that one dude soliciting records on a music forum. But hey get that hustle.

I have records I don't want. I bought them. I sell them. We all love music. Some of us have record players.

I've been here for 8 years. What is sleazy about any of that?

Justthefacts is just mad that you're making money and he can't afford top shelf Mexican hair grease.

I knew that was the reason. Just knew it.

It's all in good fun, sleaze. Honestly though, I feel like you do some pretty kinky stuff to your records and that's why I was apprehensive to buy Jane Live.

Mexican hair grease is never top shelf. Just like the weed, it's not that great.

You'd know, beaner.

Well, I mean, I do sleep with them.

If you need vinyl sheets then maybe you should just wear a diaper.

If you think diapers can hold my loads you're truely mistaken.

I usually only need two, three tissues at most, so you're a freak.