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The Batlord 03-25-2018 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1935886)
Honestly (pls don't kill me, MB) Britney goes surprisingly well with Throbbing Gristle if you're a little bit drunk and keep accidentally playing several wildly different Youtube tabs/playlists at the same time till you've created an oddly pleasing cacophony of nonsense (featuring Britney's robotic bleating)

Church.


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I always kind of figured they weren't, but when you're a repressed bisexual in the 8th grade (with two friends who were embroiled in their own secret lesbian love affair) you just have to cling on to that wild hope for as long as you can.
Tatu also works quite well when you're in an insular military boarding school for boys with little to no contact with actual females. The revelation of their straight-hood was a betrayal. They lost 150 staunch fans.

Chiomara 03-25-2018 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1935890)
I think Nickelback would have the exact opposite effect. Chad Kroegers constipated crooning would ruin any good cacophony.

Well, yeah. (For whatever reason, grocery stores and terrible chain restaurants in north Texas love to exclusively play things like Nickelback and early 2000s country. I've endured far too much of it. Hearing a single note of any of those songs instantly brings back memories of sitting in a near-empty Applebees in 2005 with my grandparents or whoever & longing for death while they say increasingly racist and/or weird passive aggressive things at an increasingly loud volume.)

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1935894)
Church.




Tatu also works quite well when you're in an insular military boarding school for boys with little to no contact with actual females. The revelation of their straight-hood was a betrayal. They lost 150 staunch fans.

Oh, yes, I'd imagine so. (nowadays there's at least two openly lesbian/bisexual pop singers, however, they don't do the whole over-the-top performative lesbian pining thing, so it likely isn't quite as compelling for present-day repressed + isolated teenz.)

Trollheart 03-27-2018 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1935894)



Tatu also works quite well when you're in an insular military boarding school for boys with little to no contact with actual females. The revelation of their straight-hood was a betrayal. They lost 150 staunch fans.

Yeah I know what you mean. The staunch went right out of me when that was revealed. :yikes:

grindy 03-27-2018 10:12 PM

They still give me a staunchy tbh.

Trollheart 03-28-2018 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1936289)
They still give me a staunchy tbh.

To Be Horny? :D

grindy 03-28-2018 06:13 AM

To 'bate hard
Yours mixes up cause and effect.

Trollheart 03-28-2018 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1936320)
To 'bate hard
Yours mixes up cause and effect.

Yours is a real stretch.
;)

Norg 03-29-2018 11:57 PM

TBo i don't even know what Symphonic metal is the first thing that pops in my head when i hear that is Dream theater but there more prog i think

grindy 03-30-2018 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Norg (Post 1936807)
TBo i don't even know what Symphonic metal is the first thing that pops in my head when i hear that is Dream theater but there more prog i think

Art.


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