You are literally unemployed.

Incorrect. My occupation is carer, for which I am paid by the government. So you can suck it too.

I think that's called "welfare".

Again, incorrect. Learn to Irish.

Hiring the unemployable to make them feel special is considered social welfare.

Yeah, you don't know **** man. I took redundancy from my job to look after Karen. For a few months I was on unemployment benefit while I waited to be approved for Carers' Allowance. Once I got that, I was officially a carer, paid by the Department of Social Protection but considered as working. On any census form, if asked "occupation", I do not put "unemployed", because I am not. If anyone should ask, in an official capacity, if I was ever on "the dole", I can truthfully and legally say, from about August 2009 to around about January 2010 (can't remember the exact date).

And that money is considered social welfare, just not by you I guess.

I'm paid by the Social Welfare, just as their own employees are. They're not unemployed, neither am I. My job is carer. If you can't understand that, I don't give a toss. Stop calling me unemployed though, cos you're wrong. Unemployed people have to be available for job interviews, seminars and courses. I don't, as I am not considered unemployed by the Irish government.
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I said you were unemployable, not unemployed. I was supporting the mick retard measure.

Yeah, I'm unemployable, you're right. That's why I worked for almost thirty years since I was seventeen. That's why I CHOSE to take VOLUNTARY redundancy to look after my sister. You're a real piece of work.