How to sell my songs to a famous musician?
 

How to show my music to them? How much should I charge?

Hide in their closet and whistle the tune that you want to sell to them. I think ten million is the going rate.

It did not help at all.

First you need to write down the lyrics and your phone number and fold up the paper real small. Then you sneak into a musician's house, stick the paper in their box of Cheerios, and then act like they won a prize when they call you the next day.

Make a shrine made out of toilet paper that you yourself have used. Except, instead of having your sh*t on it, you can write the lyrics to your music considering it's most likely the same thing.

I'm a famous musician. I'll buy your songs.
My opening bid is twenty dollars.
Actually, that's my only bid. Take it or leave it.

22

23 and half a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.

Damn. Outbid. It's Ebay all over again. :(

If you give up after only surprising one celebrity in their home, then you're not ready for the industry.