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The Batlord 04-01-2018 03:21 AM

One day I hope the mods can merge a 9 page thread into a parent thread that currently has a lively discussion going on just to screw with people.

MicShazam 04-01-2018 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1937372)
She sounds like her favorite band in high school was Pantera and now it's Five Finger Death Punch.

Aside from how the band frequently covers obscure heavy metal bands and her singing style sounds a lot like Bruce Dickinson's, but yeah, allright then.

Lilja 04-01-2018 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937371)
The "Hair Metal" era, roughly '83 to '92 or so, represents the last time Heavy Metal was truly relevant. It represents the last time rock was culturally 'dangerous' and also fun as a genre - when rockstars still roamed the Earth. I can see the negative thoughts people have about it - being too corporate and gimmicky. But It was a period when rock was good (for me anyway) and then by like 93 and on rock became depressing sounding with snarling growling singers who were depressed. What really separates Led Zeppelin, say, from "Hair Metal"?

Both had long hair. Both had over-the-top stage shows and self indulgent music videos. Both wore flashy costumes. Both sang about sex, drugs and rock n' roll and groupies.

Or for that matter, the 70s Stones. What separates them in any real way from Warrant? Basically "Hair Metal" became a term used by angry Gen X-ers to describe fun rock while they wallowed in self hating grunge nonsense.

Music is just about evolution. As I said, Heavy Metal is big here in Sweden. Was it big in the 80s? Yes. 90s yes. 00s? Yes. It all depends on where you are from?

Is Europe still big here? Yes, but not as big as they were in the 80s. Primarily because their music was just apart of a sound that was popular at the time? Were all their songs happy? Have you not heard their song "Cherokee"? Pretty much banned in the US if I remember right. Nelson's "After the Rain"? Not very happy. But on the whole , yes, Hair Metal was happy. But maybe people on the whole were not happy or looking for something to identify their generation from the previous one ie Alternative rock. Plus you had alternatives to alternative rock getting mainstream play then such as Industrial..but that is a whole nother subject.



Hair Metal was awesome. I am glad you found your genre. You don't have to like all genres of music. (And I am assuming the whole Eurodance phase of the 90s pretty much won't be mentioned here...although that was awesome people! )

Lucem Ferre 04-01-2018 03:41 AM

This is how the people who hate mumble rap sound to me.

Trollheart 04-01-2018 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937371)
The "Hair Metal" era, roughly '83 to '92 or so, represents the last time Heavy Metal was truly relevant. It represents the last time rock was culturally 'dangerous' and also fun as a genre - when rockstars still roamed the Earth. I can see the negative thoughts people have about it - being too corporate and gimmicky. But It was a period when rock was good (for me anyway) and then by like 93 and on rock became depressing sounding with snarling growling singers who were depressed. What really separates Led Zeppelin, say, from "Hair Metal"?

Both had long hair. Both had over-the-top stage shows and self indulgent music videos. Both wore flashy costumes. Both sang about sex, drugs and rock n' roll and groupies.

Or for that matter, the 70s Stones. What separates them in any real way from Warrant? Basically "Hair Metal" became a term used by angry Gen X-ers to describe fun rock while they wallowed in self hating grunge nonsense.

Other than having talent, you mean?
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1937374)
One day I hope the mods can merge a 9 page thread into a parent thread that currently has a lively discussion going on just to screw with people.

And Hawk will want the babies aborted.
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Originally Posted by Lilja (Post 1937376)
Music is just about evolution. As I said, Heavy Metal is big here in Sweden. Was it big in the 80s? Yes. 90s yes. 00s? Yes. It all depends on where you are from?

Is Europe still big here? Yes, but not as big as they were in the 80s. Primarily because their music was just apart of a sound that was popular at the time? Were all their songs happy? Have you not heard their song "Cherokee"? Pretty much banned in the US if I remember right. Nelson's "After the Rain"? Not very happy. But on the whole , yes, Hair Metal was happy. But maybe people on the whole were not happy or looking for something to identify their generation from the previous one ie Alternative rock. Plus you had alternatives to alternative rock getting mainstream play then such as Industrial..but that is a whole nother subject.



Hair Metal was awesome. I am glad you found your genre. You don't have to like all genres of music. (And I am assuming the whole Eurodance phase of the 90s pretty much won't be mentioned here...although that was awesome people! )

*other; there's no such word as nother.

Also add Guns N Roses' "November Rain" as a non-happy song, and don't forget Bon Jovi's entire These Days album. Not a single happy song on that.

Nick1976 04-01-2018 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937382)
Other than having talent, you mean?

And Hawk will want the babies aborted.


*other; there's no such word as nother.

Also add Guns N Roses' "November Rain" as a non-happy song, and don't forget Bon Jovi's entire These Days album. Not a single happy song on that.

So, what about Van Halen? GN'R? Crue? They arguably were good songwriters and musicians and also experimented with different styles.
Everything "Hair Metal" did was first explored by Zeppelin, down to the power ballad structure. I also liked the sincerity and lack of irony in hair metal. When grunge and alternative came in, a sense of irony and we-know-better crept into rock that never really left.

Some ugly classism was present in all this too. Metal was the music of lower-class kids (mostly white guys), while grunge and alternative was music that kids from the colleges "approved" of. So college-educated rock critics, for the most part, dismissed the hair bands and offered high-holy praise for grunge.

But that just means they could relate to the latter better on a more cultural level; doesn't necessarily mean it was better. The dismissive attitude of critics is a large reason the music isn't thought of highly today. I'll grant you that the other big reason is the ridiculous hair and clothes the groups wore. But, then again, when didn't pop musicians trade in ridiculous styles?

Speaking of grunge, its politics might have been more "correct" and the lyrics better. But with a few notable exceptions, the songs themselves were simply not as catchy nor as pop-friendly. Which is why by 1998 we had a new wave of Disney-pop that pretty much wiped rock off the map as a cultural force. Permanently.

IMO the 80s/early 90s was the golden era of heavy metal and glam is the most honest genre in all of metal.

Akai 04-01-2018 09:45 AM

lol this troll tho

The Batlord 04-01-2018 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937407)
So, what about Van Halen? GN'R? Crue? They arguably were good songwriters and musicians and also experimented with different styles.
Everything "Hair Metal" did was first explored by Zeppelin, down to the power ballad structure. I also liked the sincerity and lack of irony in hair metal. When grunge and alternative came in, a sense of irony and we-know-better crept into rock that never really left.

Some ugly classism was present in all this too. Metal was the music of lower-class kids (mostly white guys), while grunge and alternative was music that kids from the colleges "approved" of. So college-educated rock critics, for the most part, dismissed the hair bands and offered high-holy praise for grunge.

But that just means they could relate to the latter better on a more cultural level; doesn't necessarily mean it was better. The dismissive attitude of critics is a large reason the music isn't thought of highly today. I'll grant you that the other big reason is the ridiculous hair and clothes the groups wore. But, then again, when didn't pop musicians trade in ridiculous styles?

Speaking of grunge, its politics might have been more "correct" and the lyrics better. But with a few notable exceptions, the songs themselves were simply not as catchy nor as pop-friendly. Which is why by 1998 we had a new wave of Disney-pop that pretty much wiped rock off the map as a cultural force. Permanently.

IMO the 80s/early 90s was the golden era of heavy metal and glam is the most honest genre in all of metal.

Did Eddie Vedder run over your dog last week or are you just a lunatic?

Trollheart 04-01-2018 10:42 AM

Maybe he is Eddie Vedder.

Note: my comment about talent didn't (necessarily) refer to anyone other than Warrant. I had the misfortune to listen to their latest, Louder, Faster, Harder, recently, and it's a real misnomer, unless you append to the title "some of the many things this album is not". They're an embarrassment, and they should be forgotten and just **** off.

Oh, and...
https://media2.giphy.com/media/d2lcHJTG5Tscg/200.gif

It should be noted I have no time for grunge bands either: I'm a prog head. But your concerns do not worry me in the slightest.

Nick1976 04-01-2018 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937432)
Maybe he is Eddie Vedder.

Note: my comment about talent didn't (necessarily) refer to anyone other than Warrant. I had the misfortune to listen to their latest, Louder, Faster, Harder, recently, and it's a real misnomer, unless you append to the title "some of the many things this album is not". They're an embarrassment, and they should be forgotten and just **** off.

Oh, and...
https://media2.giphy.com/media/d2lcHJTG5Tscg/200.gif

It should be noted I have no time for grunge bands either: I'm a prog head. But your concerns do not worry me in the slightest.

I love Warrant. Check out their record Dog Eat Dog which many people say is their best work. It got kinda pushed under the rug because it came out right at the grunge explosion, sad because the direction they were headed was really cool. Great songwriter, killer guitarist, and certifiable pussy black hole (once it gets within his range, none can escape). Musically they were a pretty solid pop metal band. Jani Lane was an amazing songwriter .

Nick1976 04-01-2018 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lilja (Post 1937376)
Music is just about evolution. As I said, Heavy Metal is big here in Sweden. Was it big in the 80s? Yes. 90s yes. 00s? Yes. It all depends on where you are from?

Is Europe still big here? Yes, but not as big as they were in the 80s. Primarily because their music was just apart of a sound that was popular at the time? Were all their songs happy? Have you not heard their song "Cherokee"? Pretty much banned in the US if I remember right. Nelson's "After the Rain"? Not very happy. But on the whole , yes, Hair Metal was happy. But maybe people on the whole were not happy or looking for something to identify their generation from the previous one ie Alternative rock. Plus you had alternatives to alternative rock getting mainstream play then such as Industrial..but that is a whole nother subject.



Hair Metal was awesome. I am glad you found your genre. You don't have to like all genres of music. (And I am assuming the whole Eurodance phase of the 90s pretty much won't be mentioned here...although that was awesome people! )

I love Winger but I'm convinced that the main reason Winger got slammed so hard was because of Kip's ballerina moves in videos. Certainly wasn't because they didn't have good songs or Reb Beach and Rod Morgenstein couldn't play. Acting like a jackass and/or exploiting the image du jour might enable a band to initially reach a high level of success, but ultimately it will bring that band down.

Nick1976 04-01-2018 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937432)
Maybe he is Eddie Vedder.

Note: my comment about talent didn't (necessarily) refer to anyone other than Warrant. I had the misfortune to listen to their latest, Louder, Faster, Harder, recently, and it's a real misnomer, unless you append to the title "some of the many things this album is not". They're an embarrassment, and they should be forgotten and just **** off.

Oh, and...
https://media2.giphy.com/media/d2lcHJTG5Tscg/200.gif

It should be noted I have no time for grunge bands either: I'm a prog head. But your concerns do not worry me in the slightest.

"untalented" musicians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebP3Vz0wdk4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-R1OaUrMf8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAcCc9AGfBA

Trollheart 04-01-2018 12:08 PM

Not necessarily un-talented, but you compared Warrant (among others) to The Stones, so GTFO. :p:

Blank. 04-01-2018 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1937373)
I guess now we can just move this thread to "Music was better in the glorious day of yore". Sad.

That's what this thread always was.

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937407)
So, what about Van Halen? GN'R? Crue? They arguably were good songwriters and musicians and also experimented with different styles.
Everything "Hair Metal" did was first explored by Zeppelin, down to the power ballad structure. I also liked the sincerity and lack of irony in hair metal. When grunge and alternative came in, a sense of irony and we-know-better crept into rock that never really left.

Some ugly classism was present in all this too. Metal was the music of lower-class kids (mostly white guys), while grunge and alternative was music that kids from the colleges "approved" of. So college-educated rock critics, for the most part, dismissed the hair bands and offered high-holy praise for grunge.

But that just means they could relate to the latter better on a more cultural level; doesn't necessarily mean it was better. The dismissive attitude of critics is a large reason the music isn't thought of highly today. I'll grant you that the other big reason is the ridiculous hair and clothes the groups wore. But, then again, when didn't pop musicians trade in ridiculous styles?

Speaking of grunge, its politics might have been more "correct" and the lyrics better. But with a few notable exceptions, the songs themselves were simply not as catchy nor as pop-friendly. Which is why by 1998 we had a new wave of Disney-pop that pretty much wiped rock off the map as a cultural force. Permanently.

IMO the 80s/early 90s was the golden era of heavy metal and glam is the most honest genre in all of metal.

Critics hated Grunge too. The term Grunge came from a critic mocking the genre. Plus grunge wasn't for the music of rich people, it was the music for the rejected. It was meant for people who felt rejected by society. It becoming mainstream is actually hysterical when you think about it.

Trollheart 04-01-2018 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1937457)
That's what this thread always was.



Critics hated Grunge too. The term Grunge came from a critic mocking the genre. Plus grunge wasn't for the music of rich people, it was the music for the rejected. It was meant for people who felt rejected by society. It becoming mainstream is actually hysterical when you think about it.

Which none of us do.

The Batlord 04-01-2018 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937437)
I love Winger but I'm convinced that the main reason Winger got slammed so hard was because of Kip's ballerina moves in videos. Certainly wasn't because they didn't have good songs or Reb Beach and Rod Morgenstein couldn't play. Acting like a jackass and/or exploiting the image du jour might enable a band to initially reach a high level of success, but ultimately it will bring that band down.

Maybe it's because they were more bland than a plate of microwaved 4-blend cheese.

MicShazam 04-01-2018 03:30 PM

Glam was embarassing and I'm glad it didn't stay in the mainstream. I'd take the pop music that's on the radio now over 80's cock metal any day of the week.

Nick1976 04-01-2018 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937494)
Glam was embarassing and I'm glad it didn't stay in the mainstream. I'd take the pop music that's on the radio now over 80's cock metal any day of the week.

This band ruled during a period where you'd be at a concert standing next to a jock who was standing next to a preppie who was next to a head banger, etc., and no one gave a crap - we all enjoyed the fun, music and atmosphere and barely any crap ever happened. Funny how we live in a time of such political correctness but we've never been so biased, divided and prejudicial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXG0q0qesRw

Frownland 04-01-2018 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937498)
This band ruled during a period where you'd be at a concert standing next to a jock who was standing next to a preppie who was next to a head banger, etc., and no one gave a crap - we all enjoyed the fun, music and atmosphere and barely any crap ever happened. Funny how we live in a time of such political correctness but we've never been so biased, divided and prejudicial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXG0q0qesRw

I get enough kumbaya **** in the movies. I'd rather have good music that doesn't concern itself with the audience it appeals to.

MicShazam 04-01-2018 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937498)
This band ruled during a period where you'd be at a concert standing next to a jock who was standing next to a preppie who was next to a head banger, etc., and no one gave a crap - we all enjoyed the fun, music and atmosphere and barely any crap ever happened. Funny how we live in a time of such political correctness but we've never been so biased, divided and prejudicial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXG0q0qesRw

I'm pretty sure people can go and have fun at concerts now as well? It's not like all music is divided along political lines or some ****. I don't see all music being "politcally correct" either. What I find frustrating about your comment is that it's this bundle of scattershot sentiments where it's unclear exactly what it is you think is worse now and needs fixing? People were having fun listening to glam? Oh yeah, but... Now people just listen to different stuff instead... so...? What's the issue?

Maajo 04-01-2018 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick1976 (Post 1937076)
Personally, i don't consider GNR hair metal. Even though they came out of that scene and might have looked like a hair metal band at first, musically, they took more inspiration from blues and punk as opposed to pop and glam that many hair metal bands featured in their music. lyrically, i think they were more sophisticated than any hair metal group, and Axl is a much better singer than any hair metal group. So because of these reasons, i think that GNR is hard rock, not hair metal in which they are commonly categorized as. what do you think? The narrative, largely created and driven hard by rock critics, that grunge killed hair metal is a complete myth. Many of those bands were already on their death bed, and bands like Guns N' Roses, Def Leppard and Bon Jovi still did well after grunge exploded.

And what's great is that hair metal has aged well as a fun part of rock history, while grunge, by and large, died a quick death, and ended up having no more than a handful of bands that are still looked fondly upon. Iron Maiden to me, is one of THOSE bands that fills multiple musical needs for me. Metal, melody, and prog are all filled out in one convenient British package. I have enormous respect for that band. They have held up remarkably well through the years, never becoming caricatures of themselves. Their material may have aged better than Priest.

I understand your point I think - grunge is bad, 80s 90s rock is good and have musicians worth a damn - I agree but if you can find value in them you can most likely find some value in grunge. If you like GnR, Alice In Chains isn't that far off since their singer and lead guitarist were huge fans of Axl and Slash respectively, and it shows in their songwriting.

Nick1976 04-01-2018 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937494)
Glam was embarassing and I'm glad it didn't stay in the mainstream. I'd take the pop music that's on the radio now over 80's cock metal any day of the week.

In the broadest possible sense there are two "schools" of heavy metal pre-1980s (kind of like how there are two schools of jazz tenor playing, you're either a Hawkins disciple or a Lester Young disciple).

Theres the European school: Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Budgie, Rainbow, Judas Priest, etc.
There's the US school: Van Halen, Aerosmith, Ted Nugent, Kiss, Alice Cooper, etc.

In the 80s the stuff generally considered to be "heavy metal" was bands influenced by the European school and the slightly later NWOBHM offshoot. This extended into newer genres like thrash, doom, power metal (the 80s definition of the term, not the modern definition of the term), etc. Thrash then later begat further offshoots like death metal.

The "hair metal" stuff was generally bands influenced by the US school...and mostly Van Halen to be honest. The US school to me has always been right on that cusp of hard rock/heavy metal, generally being more focused on upbeat party rock and stuff that "chicks dig".

The influence of Led Zeppelin kind of falls somewhere in between the two schools as Plant's stage presence was a popular influential thing for hair metal vocalists to emulate...if you could mix Plant and Steven Tyler together you basically have every frontman for every commercial metal act during the entire decade.

This is of course an over-simplification, but I think it works from a cursory standpoint. If you read interviews with Motley Crue or Ratt during the 80s they always listed bands like Kiss and Aerosmith as primary influences. If you read interviews with bands like Metallica or Slayer they usually mentioned Sabbath, Deep Purple and all the NWOBHM bands. Anybody who thinks hair metal bands didn't care about the music is just ignorant. They cared no more or less than musicians in any other rock genre. Not saying it was all gold, but the implication that because of their appearance they didn't care about the songs is just asinine. Any thought that musicians in thrash or speed metal or just rock bands didn't care about the way they looked is also completely misguided. FWIW, as someone who grew up as a metal kid in the 80s/early 90s the genres weren't nearly as defined as they are now. We'd listen to Metallica or Iron Maiden or Megadeth and then something on the poppier end of the scale - Crue, Warrant, Slaughter, Cinderella, whatever. Yeah some people weren't into the extremes on either end (Firehouse or King Diamond, for example), but for the most part metal was metal and it was all rock.

The Batlord 04-01-2018 05:21 PM

The ****? Paragraphs? An actual point worth reading? Keep doing that.

Lilja 04-02-2018 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937494)
Glam was embarassing and I'm glad it didn't stay in the mainstream. I'd take the pop music that's on the radio now over 80's cock metal any day of the week.

Actually, I always thought it was a fun type of music on the whole. It was actually quite progressive in terms of being more gender-bending and willing to make fun of itself (such as in the song "Dude looks like a lady").
I actually thought it was going to make a comeback with "I believe in a thing called love"..but that was just a short sputter.

Grunge was just that. Grunge. Completely unappolegetic and willing to bring up issues that glam did not (on the whole xcept for a few notable exceptions). Suicide, depression, teenage angst, parental nonchalance. If you look at it from a longterm persepctive, it had been going on in bits and pieces throughout the eighties but didn't really blast onto the scene until the 90s. And those suburbanite teens lapped it up. I think it actually might have continued longer if not for be being associated with suicide/school shootings (remember that there was a kid who shot some of his classmates and his lawyer blamed the video for "Jeremys spoken" for giveing him the idea). Suddenly it wasn't cool anymore to listen to it, major bands didn't seem comfortable that their music was in the spotlight (or at least claiming that), and it began to dissapear. But then came the alternative to grunge starring No Doubt, Smashing Pumpkins, Beck etc. Older bands began having more of a message in their music (more like "Right Now" by Van Halen kind of message not "Macarena"...I don't know what the heck that was but jees was it fun to dance to). And the world was happy again and all was good.

Do I have a point? I don't know. I was a 90s kid but I preferred Industrial Goth/swing music/Eurodance at that time. But every type of music adds to the collective time of a period so I can't fault any type of music. Although I do
pity the boy bands of the 90s. There was an interview that Howard Stern did with the lead singer of LFO that shows that the whole genre was a bit of a horror show back then. Probably still is. You can find it on youtube.

The Batlord 04-02-2018 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Lilja (Post 1937566)
I actually thought it was going to make a comeback with "I believe in a thing called love"..but that was just a short sputter.

There was that time in the mid-00s when I swear Motley Crue was arbitrarily the biggest band in America again for no apparent reason. "Saints of Los Angeles" was somewhere high on the charts, as was that version of "Home Sweet Home" with Chester Bennington, half their singles were getting rediscovered on the radio along with glam in general, and they just started selling out arenas. And then Nikki Sixx had that solo album that people cared about for whatever reason.

MicShazam 04-02-2018 03:31 AM

It must be an American thing to a high degree. I swear I've never met a person who (as far as I know) likes any glam bands.

Unless Aerosmith and G&R count. They were both huge here as well, but Motley Crue, Warrant, Poison, Twisted Sister and all those other bands... Never met anyone who cared one bit about them.

grindy 04-02-2018 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937575)
It must be an American thing to a high degree. I swear I've never met a person who (as far as I know) likes any glam bands.

Unless Aerosmith and G&R count. They were both huge here as well, but Motley Crue, Warrant, Poison, Twisted Sister and all those other bands... Never met anyone who cared one bit about them.

I know one guy who likes Mötley Crüe and he's the slimiest douchebag in existence.

The Sane Psycho 04-02-2018 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937575)
It must be an American thing to a high degree. I swear I've never met a person who (as far as I know) likes any glam bands.

Unless Aerosmith and G&R count. They were both huge here as well, but Motley Crue, Warrant, Poison, Twisted Sister and all those other bands... Never met anyone who cared one bit about them.

I love glam bands... AND grunge bands. I am an Ameri**** tho.

Trollheart 04-02-2018 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937575)
It must be an American thing to a high degree. I swear I've never met a person who (as far as I know) likes any glam bands.

Unless Aerosmith and G&R count. They were both huge here as well, but Motley Crue, Warrant, Poison, Twisted Sister and all those other bands... Never met anyone who cared one bit about them.

You need to get away from the fjords. :finger:
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1937576)
I know one guy who likes Mötley Crüe and he's the slimiest douchebag in existence.

Ah don't talk about Batty like that.
:shycouch:

MicShazam 04-02-2018 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937581)
You need to get away from the fjords. :finger:

I was gonna tell you to drop your stereotyped idea of Scandinavian life, but then I remembered that I live literally 300-400 meters away from a fjord.

Trollheart 04-02-2018 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937583)
I was gonna tell you to drop your stereotyped idea of Scandinavian life, but then I remembered that I live literally 300-400 meters away from a fjord.

Is it a fjord Escort? :laughing:
Actually, I said that hoping you'd come back and say "I don't live in Norway, idiot!" Just a little bit of misplaced stereotyping there. And a joke that fell flat.

MicShazam 04-02-2018 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937600)
Is it a fjord Escort? :laughing:
Actually, I said that hoping you'd come back and say "I don't live in Norway, idiot!" Just a little bit of misplaced stereotyping there. And a joke that fell flat.

I suppose any prostitutes in the area could be considered fjord escorts.

The Batlord 04-02-2018 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937600)
Is it a fjord Escort? :laughing:

**** off.

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937602)
I suppose any prostitutes in the area could be considered fjord escorts.

Nice.

Trollheart 04-02-2018 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1937602)
I suppose any prostitutes in the area could be considered fjord escorts.

Good one.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1937622)
**** off.



Nice.

Your bias is showing. He used an offshoot of my joke, you say nice. My joke, you say **** off. You're so transparent you should be made of glass.

Frownland 04-02-2018 11:57 AM

Yes, he's biased against the lamer joke. Reasonably so.

The Batlord 04-02-2018 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937649)
Good one.

Your bias is showing. He used an offshoot of my joke, you say nice. My joke, you say **** off. You're so transparent you should be made of glass.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1937650)
Yes, he's biased against the lamer joke. Reasonably so.

I now have a new dad joke I can pass off as my own, all because of Mic.

Quote:

Me: What do you call a Norwegian hooker?

Sucker: I don't know.

Me: A fjord escort.

Sucker: God damn it.
Boom.

Nick1976 04-02-2018 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1937574)
There was that time in the mid-00s when I swear Motley Crue was arbitrarily the biggest band in America again for no apparent reason. "Saints of Los Angeles" was somewhere high on the charts, as was that version of "Home Sweet Home" with Chester Bennington, half their singles were getting rediscovered on the radio along with glam in general, and they just started selling out arenas. And then Nikki Sixx had that solo album that people cared about for whatever reason.

See, metal is MUSIC, it is not a religion or ideology.. If the sound is metal, then that's what it is, metal.
It DOESN'T have to be about "death and pain", it can be about love, sex and MONEY.
And that "looking like girls" ****, that's what it all about dude! That's what rock has been telling the world from the rise of rock'n roll in the 50's too now, REVOLUTION! Now your REAL metal let no talent mindless gold tooth rappers take over the music industry and the white girls in america. Way to Go!! "Hair" metal was the best for two reasons. 1 it was incredibly fun, and people who would rather listening to screaming **** (which is not music) are obviously disturbed 2. all the music of that generation you could rock out to, you can't rock out to screaming. 3 (whoops there's more) those guys got more girls than anyone. I have seen Pic's of Metallica in the early 80's before they moved to S.F. when they lived in L.A. wearing Blue Spandex - No Lie! It was called metal at the time, not hair metal or anything like that. this means it is metal. It has the same power chords etc, riffs etc, it is metal! W.A.S.P. are the most raw sounding 'glam'(actually read metal as that is what those bands are) band ever. They have songs about taking drugs, love, sex, violence, **** everybody, everything really. Nirvana made everyone forget about talent and ended up creating a fake scene when they were starting off complaining about one. Their biggest hit is a pixies rip off. I say they suck, basically.

Creating catchy music requiers talent. Being an average, nu metal ish over-rated **** band doesn't. If there is barely a tune to a song then it is actually very ****, it's as simple as that. 80's metal bricked a foundation for the metal of today. Dude the 80's/early 90s WAS the era of metal! Metal has degraded to a bunch of fat coked up losers whining about how daddy hit him or how much he hates the world and has his little anger issues. Yes many 80's bands dressed like girls but hell that was SHOCKING at the time instead of "How can they draw that" it was "How can they wear that" the era got us out of the 70's disco faze which no one likes. Yeah your life sucks get ****ing used to it metal was all about **** the rules I'm gonna go high and do a hot chick FYI no one in the 80's would have done Courtney Love save for Kurt Cobain. If you look across the Hair-Metal line, you see the rise of Thrash and Death Metal in the early 80's, and the power grab of Black Metal going from the late 80's on. plus Progressive Metal came to be in the late 80's/early 90's too.

Point being, 80's was the rise of half the genres of Metal we know today, plus a few of those bands remain after the 90's. By saying hair metal isn't metal is false because it isn't like **** now days, your wrong because when compared to the stuff of its era it really was metal. Glam metal is the real ****..it is music from the streets and portrayals of real events...if drugs girls and cars are thrown in the mix so be it...its all about the experiences they faced in the end..
Compare it to ****ing power metal...all i gotta say is J.K rowling called and she wants her ****ing story back. not to mention the over used solos which leaving you looking at your watch after 20 minutes wondering how ****ing long its gonna take. You know what,bands like Poison, Bon Jovi, and Motley Crue,have made 10 times as much money as any Death metal band. People liked 80's metal because it was fun to play and fun to listen to. You cant have a good time listening to a bunch of pussies whine because they can't get over their problems so they just get pissed and write songs about death. It's true that glam metal is full of over-the-top makeup and a lot of songs are dealing either with sex, either with partying, either women, either love, or even all of that together.

But still, music-wise, Glam metal has always had in it ALL the things, that make a song METAL.
The riffing is metal. The chord voicings were metal. The soloing is metal. The drumming is metal.
Glam metal IS metal, because all it's instrumentation is METAL.

Shredding solos that use both modal and bluesy scales? Check. Driving,metallic riffs? Check. Double-bass drumming,cymbal chokes and metallic beats? Check.
Strong, booming bass, blasting out metal rhythms and occassional solos? CHECK.

Singers with vocal approaches(regardless of the vocal range) like: epic, soaring, operatic, raspy, rocking, controversial, shocking,etc? CHECK!!!!

Love it or hate it, but Glam metal IS metal. And A LOT of Glam metal bands had,and still have very good musicians. If one played in a Glam metal band andwanted to "make it", one had to be technically proficient with his/her instrument and work for it.

Well, i do admit that it wasn't ONLY about skill and dedication, it also had to do with attracting interest from women(and often having sex with them) and the media,but still, the dedication and skill were and still are the biggest parts of what was and still is required to be successful.

Nick1976 04-02-2018 01:19 PM

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It must be an American thing to a high degree. I swear I've never met a person who (as far as I know) likes any glam bands.

Unless Aerosmith and G&R count. They were both huge here as well, but Motley Crue, Warrant, Poison, Twisted Sister and all those other bands... Never met anyone who cared one bit about them.

As i said back then the genres weren't nearly as defined as they are now. You need to understand that it was all METAL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-R1OaUrMf8

Frownland 04-02-2018 01:19 PM

Glam metal is only shocking if you're boring and unimaginative.

Have you heard of Shabazz Palaces? Basically a modern day Poison.

Trollheart 04-02-2018 01:31 PM

You're definitely after my Wall-of-Text crown, dude! Let's see here...

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See, metal is MUSIC, it is not a religion or ideology.. If the sound is metal, then that's what it is, metal.

I think you're the only one here arguing that. Nobody else, so far as I can see, has said metal is either of those things, though in fairness (and with more than a little of the tongue in cheek) did you know that in the last census there was a large percentage of people who put as their religion, "Metal"? :laughing:
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It DOESN'T have to be about "death and pain", it can be about love, sex and MONEY.
Again, nobody said it did. I find myself wondering have you even listened to any extreme metal? You sound like I was, about four to five years ago. It's a lot deeper and more varied than you're trying to make out.
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And that "looking like girls" ****, that's what it all about dude! That's what rock has been telling the world from the rise of rock'n roll in the 50's too now, REVOLUTION! Now your REAL metal let no talent mindless gold tooth rappers take over the music industry and the white girls in america. Way to Go!!
Someone's butt is hurt. I guess you hate hip-hop then? That's fine: I did too, for a long time. That's your right. But it's unfair and also wrong to call rappers talentless. Could you do what they do? Look up "freestyle rap" on youtube sometime, then tell me there's no talent there.
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"Hair" metal was the best for two reasons. 1 it was incredibly fun, and people who would rather listening to screaming **** (which is not music)
Biased and also wrong. Again, I used to be like you. I learned.
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are obviously disturbed
Now that's just insulting, misinformed and also wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Nirvana made everyone forget about talent and ended up creating a fake scene when they were starting off complaining about one. Their biggest hit is a pixies rip off. I say they suck, basically.
I never liked Nirvana, but you're frankly an idiot if you call them talentless. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they weren't decent musicians.
Get over yourself.
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Creating catchy music requiers talent.
Not these days it doesn't. But substitute "good" for "catchy" and you might be right. One does not necessarily equal the other.
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Being an average, nu metal ish over-rated **** band doesn't.
Again, biased and again wrong.
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If there is barely a tune to a song then it is actually very ****, it's as simple as that.
Let me introduce you to Frownland, who will set you straight. And have you heard, by any chance, of John Cage's little-known opus, 4'33" I wonder?
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Metal has degraded to a bunch of fat coked up losers whining about how daddy hit him or how much he hates the world and has his little anger issues.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you have listened to very few recent metal bands. You seem to know ****-all about them and are lumping them all together in a way that suits your world/musicview. Sad. Try listening to some. The lads will set you straight.
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Yes many 80's bands dressed like girls but hell that was SHOCKING at the time instead of "How can they draw that" it was "How can they wear that" the era got us out of the 70's disco faze which no one likes.
Except for the millions of disco fans, or don't they count as anyone?
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Point being, 80's was the rise of half the genres of Metal we know today, plus a few of those bands remain after the 90's. By saying hair metal isn't metal is false because it isn't like **** now days, your wrong because when compared to the stuff of its era it really was metal. Glam metal is the real ****..it is music from the streets and portrayals of real events...if drugs girls and cars are thrown in the mix so be it...its all about the experiences they faced in the end..
Compare it to ****ing power metal...all i gotta say is J.K rowling called and she wants her ****ing story back. not to mention the over used solos which leaving you looking at your watch after 20 minutes wondering how ****ing long its gonna take. You know what,bands like Poison, Bon Jovi, and Motley Crue,have made 10 times as much money as any Death metal band. People liked 80's metal because it was fun to play and fun to listen to. You cant have a good time listening to a bunch of pussies whine because they can't get over their problems so they just get pissed and write songs about death. It's true that glam metal is full of over-the-top makeup and a lot of songs are dealing either with sex, either with partying, either women, either love, or even all of that together.
Bolded: this is of course the most important thing and categorises a band as either good or bad, how much money they make. Taylor Swift must be ****ing awesome! :rolleyes:
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But still, music-wise, Glam metal has always had in it ALL the things, that make a song METAL.
The riffing is metal. The chord voicings were metal. The soloing is metal. The drumming is metal.
Glam metal IS metal, because all it's instrumentation is METAL.

Shredding solos that use both modal and bluesy scales? Check. Driving,metallic riffs? Check. Double-bass drumming,cymbal chokes and metallic beats? Check.
Strong, booming bass, blasting out metal rhythms and occassional solos? CHECK.

Singers with vocal approaches(regardless of the vocal range) like: epic, soaring, operatic, raspy, rocking, controversial, shocking,etc? CHECK!!!!

Love it or hate it, but Glam metal IS metal. And A LOT of Glam metal bands had,and still have very good musicians. If one played in a Glam metal band andwanted to "make it", one had to be technically proficient with his/her instrument and work for it.

Well, i do admit that it wasn't ONLY about skill and dedication, it also had to do with attracting interest from women(and often having sex with them) and the media,but still, the dedication and skill were and still are the biggest parts of what was and still is required to be successful.
Why are you still on about this? I don't think anyone has said anything to the contrary. Are you even reading the posts here, or did you just come here for a good old rant? Seems the latter to me.


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