What sucks about this artist?: Jesus The Carpenter

Blank. · 04-26-2018, 08:38 PM

Have you heard this guy's music. It's awful. I'd rather listen to Randy Savages rap album.

**Frownland** · 04-26-2018, 08:43 PM

Honoured to be slated alongside such legends.

And Weezer.

OccultHawk · 04-26-2018, 08:51 PM

Doesn’t tour.

Blank. · 04-26-2018, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Honoured to be slated alongside such legends.

And Weezer.

Turn around is fair play.

**Janszoon** · 04-26-2018, 09:12 PM

Jesus isn't even in the band. The whole thing is a lie.

grindy · 04-27-2018, 12:11 AM

They've become too polished and commercial lately.
I love their first album, which is a 2h recording of Frown scratching his ****ty beard and raping pigs with rusty pipes.

Neapolitan · 04-27-2018, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

They've become too polished and commercial lately.
I love their first album, which is a 2h recording of Frown scratching his ****ty beard and raping pigs with rusty pipes.

I heard he stopped Russian to make the album and as a result they become too Polish.

Oriphiel · 04-27-2018, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I heard he stopped Russian to make the album and as a result they become too Polish.

I think you need to Czech your facts.

~~MicShazam~~ · 04-27-2018, 01:49 AM

He promised a collab with Vladimir Putin, but I know he's not gonna do it anyway, which is lame.

Oriphiel · 04-27-2018, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

He promised a collab with Vladimir Putin, but I know he's not gonna do it anyway, which is lame.

You're Putin me on.

04-26-2018, 08:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	They've become too polished and commercial lately. I love their first album, which is a 2h recording of Frown scratching his **ty beard and raping pigs with rusty pipes. __________________ A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.**

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	He promised a collab with Vladimir Putin, but I know he's not gonna do it anyway, which is lame.