Your Death Record
 

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So for WAY too much money, those f*ckers will press a record with your ashes in it and put whatever you desire in the grooves. The price for it is horsesh*t because of how easy it is to mix things into the wax but a price is a price. F*ck, they don't even sell an LP. It's 12 minutes on each side. That's an EP douchebags.

I digress...

If you had the opportunity to press a full two sided LP with tracks/audio/dead stuff on it, what would they be?

I'll post mine below because I'm still undecided.

Can I get really fat and have 3 of them made from me?

Can I have 3 of them made from me?

I’ll label it Coltrane Live in Seattle but really it’ll be Live in Japan. The first one to notice gets my record collection.

Nothing because death rituals are retarded.

Church

I don't think so, without them Archaeology would be pretty boring. I can't find something like death rituals which humans do for thousands of years as stupid. I am not applying that to ashes in record, cause this is recent.

Even animals by natural instinct have death rituals: cats will wonder off to die, elephants visit bone sites, dolphins will push a carcass to shore.

Lol

^ I didn't know if that was planned but then then timesstamp answered that.