It's so melodramatic and all over the place that you can just taste the passive aggression, but it's also really lame like a dad joke.

I think feverish is a better word than schizophrenic.

Thank you I was looking for a better one.

'Bout to listen to The Cars while spazzing out.

Bout to listen to Spazz while keying cars.

Hitler > people who key cars

You know WW2 was basically Hitler keying everyone's cars.

http://www.listverse.info/wp-content.../6-T-34-a2.jpg

And don't forget the holokeyst.

One thing I've always wondered about: who was this guy Kyle the Nazis were always trying to get people to look at? Pointing and saying "see Kyle"???? :D