What Sucks About This Genre: Commercial Jingles
 

**** Trollheart and **** corporate brainwashing.

**** you right back, asswipe. :D

Well, Batty, have it your way :D

I'm lovin' it

Lack of bells. Make your jingles really jingle ffs.

*jangle

Lack of tribal rhythms. Make your jingles jungle ffs.

Lack of touching the screen and getting low grade static shocks while watching commercials. Make you jingles tingle.

*jungle jingles jangle

Yeah I've got slurs.

*jingo

That jingle,jangle, jingle?

I'm honestly not sure if your old ass is bypassing my nerd reference and going straight to the music reference.

:D

D'jango's jumbo jungle jingles, jangling chain links & negro tingles unchained.

I think I saw that video on Pornhub. I gave it a thumbs down.

Church.

Bo Jangles

Stop talking about black people things.

bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no

Fake news. Too many cannibals get me the **** out.

dont dig it til you try it

I was in a Michael Crichton movie I don't need to try anything else get me out.

No
The Congo is now Zaire. Doesn't quite have the same ring though, does it?

The reference went over your head so just let it go.

No. No it didn't.

Oh god.

**** you, God.

"God is dead" - The Batlord
"The Batlord is dead" - God.

I have words.

You have worms? Oh, wait, no....

Insert something about a jiggling drunken jenga jamboree.

And juggalos