Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2061033)

maybe what you hate about Residents is the same as what I hate about Primus

though Primus is not Tool level bad

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2061038)

When I was buying Death's first album the self proclaimed death metal fan at the counter that had never heard of them recommended Lamb of God.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2061041)

I know it's hard to understand looking back when you have your small peeps and arctic monkees, but imagine where you never listened to anything good, ever. It was all either glam rock or grunge and if you didn't like it then tough because other music doesn't exist. Now imagine that you only listened to that garbage, then you hear the opening notes of Sweet Child O Mine. It blew our minds. We were slaves to the sophisticated yet stripped down beauty that shook us to our cores after only listening to glam and grunge crap for all of our lives. It must have been what seeing Beethoven's first show except if he wasn't a frilly ***got. GNR was SO RAW that they really wiped out everything before it, especially when there's only crap on the radio. I know it's hard to understand looking back, but you should love GNR like I do because they're the hardest and most extreme band to ever exist, even more than screamo!

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2061038)

When I was buying Death's first album the self proclaimed death metal fan at the counter that had never heard of them recommended Lamb of God.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2061041)

I know it's hard to understand looking back when you have your small peeps and arctic monkees, but imagine where you never listened to anything good, ever. It was all either glam rock or grunge and if you didn't like it then tough because other music doesn't exist. Now imagine that you only listened to that garbage, then you hear the opening notes of Sweet Child O Mine. It blew our minds. We were slaves to the sophisticated yet stripped down beauty that shook us to our cores after only listening to glam and grunge crap for all of our lives. It must have been what seeing Beethoven's first show except if he wasn't a frilly ***got. GNR was SO RAW that they really wiped out everything before it, especially when there's only crap on the radio. I know it's hard to understand looking back, but you should love GNR like I do because they're the hardest and most extreme band to ever exist, even more than screamo!

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2061045)

The Residents are assclowns. That’s why I hate them. They’re the Carrot Tops of experimental rock. I hate them for being an embarrassment to the genre.

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2061047)

If you want to be Chula then don't forget Slash's Les Paul and Marshall stacks that hadn't been used since the 70s.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2061050)

I've actually heard that sentiment a lot from non-Chulas. I don't think he was ever on about them anyways.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2061118)