Elph is a bitch if he doesn't listen to and review Killing Is My Business by Megadeth
 

I understand it may not exactly be true Coil but all this Elph bashing offends me just the same

this album is even cooler knowing it made itself

Go away. Elphenor is a bitch, not what you're talking about.

nah El-P is tight

**** off, dad. That's not even a dad joke. That's just an "I'm a ****ing pathetic music nerd" joke.

it ain't a bitch it's the OG

This isn't even a rare Mondo troll it's kind of unprecedented. I don't think I've ever seen Mondo go this far. I've never actually listened to E.L.F. though so I still benefited. Not bad ****.

mondo is the master troll

@Mondo

Alright now that's a fail.

Edit: Except I'd never heard that Beatles song and it's fab. So I guess you still win.

thanks mom :(

I don't consider it trolling if the thread's already retarded from the get go

Thank you! I hate it when people say " ... from the gecko."

now thats fair

Thank you! I hate it when people say " ... that's fare."

you must not take the bus

Shut up, bitch. The thread title is the only thing desired.

I don't appreciate the title. Some of my favourite dogs were bitches and I'd prefer that you use the term respectfully.

Why, will something terrible happen?

So elph doesn't have to listen to the album. You only wanted to stipulate that he is a "*****" if he doesn't listen to it.

The latter is not desired but if I must then so be it.

It's like one album. One single album I'm trying to get you to listen to. Literally no other metal albums am I trying to get you to listen to cause I know there's no point. Just literally the one. 35 minutes of your time.

You tend to not recommend things with good intentions don't you think

I think elphenor is more of a Metallica guy anyway

I hope not. Metallica is a waste of time. I would rather listen to Megadeth than Metallica. Hey at least Dave Mustaine never sued Victoria Secret.

This is true but I recommend things with bad intentions to people who actually listen to them. Elph listens to nothing anyone recommends unless he knows it's something he already knows he'll like, so what would be the point?

he's a Bone Awl guy, he said so himself

That paradox just twisted my brain into a pretzel. He does like the things I recommend, things he hasn't heard of yet, but he only likes them cause he knows he'll like them before he hears them.

You only listen to bad music then?

He listens to prog rock and sucks Steve Howe's dick, you idiot. Hey, if you like his recs then listen to this Yes album cause Nea loves this ****.

Wow, racist af

He literally will not shut up about Yes' guitarist so go listen to Yes or go live forever.

Takes about the same amount of time :drummer:

Are you or are you not going to listen to Nea's favorite band Yes? I'd consider that more amazing by far than getting you to listen to Megadeth.