you don't understand the hilarity of a band naming themselves Floor Punch.

Circle of Dead Fetus.... was either Fetus or the plural of fetus. And yeah, that's just one I recall, but it gets worse.

actually, i listen to Floorpunch. i got their 1997 release, Twin Killing

Ahem

/floorpunch

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

grab the stars from the sky! = the opposite of picking up change.



hardcore dancing is teh ****zorz.

Not only is it the opposite, but it would also make for a much better band name.

-breakdown-

i expect you all to be headbanging in sync.

"The Black Dahlia Murder"
(A story for ninjas, white belts and up)
(Boredom)

Act One
Me: See You Next Tuesday 2 O'Clock Girlfriend!

Me: But wait.

Me: Dr. Acula has a Job For A Cowboy; PRESCHOOL TEA PARTY MASSACRE!

Ethan: All Shall Perish Through The Eyes Of The Dead?

Me: No.

Me: BUT!
To Bury Your Dead, venture: Into The Moat, Beneath The Massacre, On Broken Wings, From The Carnival Of Horrors, Underneath The Gun, Beneath The Sky, From The Shadows, At The Throne Of Judgement, Last House On The Left, From A Second Story Window.

Ethan: It Dies Today?

Me: After the Burial.

Ethan: OH ****, I GOT SHOT IN THE FACE.
As I Lay Dying, As Blood Runs Black, All That Remains is The Taste Of Blood.
Impending Doom Still Remains.
Embrace The End; My Bitter End.

End Act One


I feel like a better person now.
/Loser.

dude yes.

Hahaha I feel like a ****ing dork.
But it does prove a point.
Edit: Some kind of point.