Attention Clones
 

Today I would like to address the filth that is considered Alternative music.
I would like to regretfully inform most of you that Alternative isn't the **** you may think it is. It isn't Fall out Boy, It isn't All American rejects, it isn't The Red jumpsuit apparatus,
No no kids those are nothing more then over publicized piles of **** AKA New pop punk, honestly now everywhere I go I see these morons dressed like one another with there make up straightened hair dyed fried to hell stylish sticking up in random places with a nice fringe covering a portion of the face. Well you know normally people don't get to me being that I could care less what anyone has to say about me and tend to do what I want anyway however these trendy ****ers need to be taught a lesson, they can dress or act however they please thats not the problem here its the stupidity that goes with it. Alternative as a genre means nothing more then that particular band "Alternates styles" yes I know its a shocker but its true. However our stupid society likes to call these bands alternative and emo nowadays. However ironically enough they are neither, emo is a dead genre of music that was once a strain of hardcore punk that broke out in the 90's and was centered in Washington DC. Not ****ing fall out boy, or Cute is what we aim for, these bands need to be removed from this earth entirely for polluting it with their talentless noise for entirely too long.

Sincerely,
Josh

Attention, shut up.