So you're a rat owner who works in a morgue. Every guy's fantasy.

You left out my love of cooking, and comics...trying to make me a mere mortal eh?

No they are so adorable. ..Mr.Jingles is a dumbo rat, bred for personality...

Is a dumbo rat a thing? I thought you were just talking about a really big rat.

Yes....They are the rats used to play Mr Jingles in the green mile.
They look like mice.Dumbo is their moniker because of their ears..

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/...psd757dc38.jpg

Rats are quality, I used to have one. Funny animals, mine was white and ginger.

http://www.discover-pet-rats.com/ima...t-standing.jpg

lol the ears

Right, they have so much personality! I love it.

Makes me miss my old hamster. Rats are underrated as far as cuteness goes. They have that nose that's not exactly traditionally cute, but it adds a certain character.

They're excellent. Intelligent as well.

ugh rats.

Also, I went through way too many hamsters as a kid. So I don't think I'll ever get another.

I used to be vehemently against rat pets because I had a collection of rodent-engulfing reptiles so couldn't see them as anything more than food, not to mention they brought the plague and killed my ancestors, but age has taught me wisdom. Intelligent, adorable little bastards, I can't hold their past crimes against them.