Hello
 

My name is Urban, I just joined 4 and a half years ago and currently I'm inebriated.

And no this isn't spam because i've never started an introduction thread in this forum so shut the fuck up.

U sound like a right cunt. I bet you are one of those narrow minded metal heads aren't you?

I like everything apart from Country & Rap

Wow. You are, like, so open-minded. Like, do you have a girlfriend?

:rofl:

Happy Birthday my man!

Really i'm flattered, and you're a lovely girl but it would never work. I'm waaaaaaaaay above your league.


Here's a picture of me although it is a little old. I'm the good looking one

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/urbanH/Sperm.jpg

Whatever happened to hazing?

Who?

Me or You ?

welcome to the site


the mods here run a tight ship, so don't **** up, ok ;)



.............time passes.......



wow, a mod already? congrats d00d!!

Oh my! is it your birthday? Haaaappy birthday! I'll do a shot for you. (Possibly two.)

I'd do you in a shot.

Oops , I mean i'd do one for you too :D

I want protection money

Depends on what it entails. ;)

Live eels & an aardvark

how about a nice musical number from time to time?

:band:

Tempting ... verrry tempting.

Yeah they're no trouble. Just remember to feed them regularly. I'll be gone for about 3 weeks, probably banging whores in Thailand.

How about for the next 3 weeks you express all your posts through the medium of dance.

but......I have no legs!!!

It's not just you thats legless at the moment son.

Damn ... so, you're just gonna let me miss out on the whores? I see how it is. :p:

O.o


........father?

OK you have the whores & i'll just watch.

But i'm only doing this because I like you, I'm so selfless & thoughtful sometimes.

I was sure I pulled out quick enough.

you didn't :(

Well I didn't want you and if it was up to me you would have been named Keith.

I appreciate the consideration. Really. Giving up something so fantastic -- you're too kind.

awww, ok.......i'll just go over to this corner to die

I have humility & kindness spurting out of every pore.

and semen.

Don't pretend you don't love it.

I'm not. Semen and I are tight. You don't even know, you don't even know.

This was a respectable & thought provoking thread until your seman obsession spoiled it. :(

Hahaha ... Please...