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Hi my name is Paul. I'm new to the forum and I'm looking for ideas for artwork on my band's next album

Paul
Parker, CO

Imagination is your friend.

Somebody close this nonsense...

Hi Paul.

http://i43.tinypic.com/scgcoj.jpg

I'm looking for someone named Paul to sponsor me in my upcoming athletic competition. As you can see in my photo, I usually spend most of my time in the gym. Anyway, since our needs are mutual, I figure if you could donate 50 dollars as my sponsor, I could let you use this picture for your album. If you want to photoshop a tan on me, that's fine. The only reason I look so white is because I was spending all my time getting women. At the gym.

So please let me know if this will work for you.

Hit me up bro, I'm a master with MS Paint.

And as people here know, hot dog photo shopping professional.

Holla

Wow, that's probably a bit too harsh.
You can't be sure, some people just don't really know the idea of forums :)

^Naive much?

Here's how it goes;

Hey Paul, sure. What's the name of your new album mate?

*cue spam.

Some people just don't really know the idea of experience in this neck of the woods...

I dunno, I usually see bots everywhere and then I'm called a fool :D.
But I guess you're right :)

Again. Experience in THIS neck of the woods.

Back in the day, I'd have banned him before he got chance to finish registering.